The best gaper quotes

I met a kid at this camp I went to, it was like some kind of extreme sports camp, and he was a skier. I was using my skiing helmet for mountain biking, and I had some Newschoolers stickers on it. I was talking to him for a while, and I told him that I went to COC, and he was like "Oh, sweet" and stuff. Then I seen him again later that day, and I had my helmet in my hand, and he seen the NS sticker and was like "Is newschoolers like the beginner group at Camp of Champions?' and I was just like "No, look it up on the internet...".
 
A few months ago i was in the park at my home mountain.. then this gaper comes up to me.. he say '' hey i like your double bladed skis'' then i say ''twin tips?'' then he says'' so with those skis can you go down in reverse and take the ramp and do a helicopter?''
 
This. I'm in a bad mood and i wanted to come onto this thread to bitch about the bullshit that n00bs put on this anti-1337 thread that's just gone to the dogs and clogs up my thread feed thing. you can stop posting here now thanks.
 
Lol it wasn't a gaper but whatever. I was sessioning the box I made one night last winter, it was around 9 pm, and I was standing at the top of the drop in getting my skis on, and a cop truck drives up (cause it was practically on the street) and they start talking to me. I was tripping out. Then they asked me what I was doing, and I was like "Um, just hitting this thing I made" (just a lil ride on box). And they were like "Oh cool, are ya gonna ramp over it or somethin?" And I was like "No, I'm gonna slide on it." Then they backed up a little bit and watched me hit it, and then they were like "Wow that was sweet, you have a good night man" and then they drove off.
 
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does this really need words?

and yes that is me.....

come at me bro
 
not really a quote, but I just remembered that story from a few years ago.It was some random resort in italy, it was like foggy as shit (couldn't see barely anything) and then this woman comes down the slope (I don't know how you guys in the US classify the slopes, but this one was a pretty steep one) and she was like sliding the whole thing down sideways, shouting stuff like "Is anyone here??? I can't see anyone! Where is everyone??", shit was so funny Oo
 
hahahahahha thats funny.

i dont have that many of them. "wow. those twin tails are cool!" and "are those powder skis?" (only 90 under the foot)
 
@ECGove on pg1, (sorry quote function don't work on the app), but for real, back in the day skiers really weren't allowed in the terrain parks. When I lived at Killy in '94 they would yank your pass if you went through the park or pipe on skis. You had to be ultra fast bombin through there and then go hide out in the lift line to avoid ski patrol but that's a legit claim. Ask any of the olderschoolnewschoolers. Haha
 
oh, this thread.

anyway, i was talking to some gapers in the parking lot at wolf creek yesterday who pointed at a mountain with 3 avalanche shoots down it. they said something like "look, that area only has 3 runs."
 
so the other day i told my dad i was going to the after dark premiere in Portland (which was last night), and he says "is that the new warren miller movie?"
 
I went in a vacation with my family to a mountain with no park (which sucked) but I was getting on the lift and these little kids on snow boards were like "wow look at that kids skis there like a snowboard cut in half" haha then walking out if the lodge I walk past of middleage guys talking in a group and I hear " now there are these new type of "hip" skiers who ware baggy cloths and have these funny looking skis do tricks and stuff". I could not stop laughing
 
Gaper: Why is there a camera on your head?

My friends and I starded counting and I was asked this 9 times in one day.
 
Last Winter on our deepest day, me and my buddy were hiking to the upper bowl (bootpack entrance is right by chairlift unload) and we pass these gapers trying to climb up the hill with their snowblades ON!

Gaper 1: Maybe we should take our park skis off before we keep climbing.

Gaper2: No they act like snowshoes, its better!

We proceed up the mountain while other locals and ski patrol take pictures.
 
gaper: hey why do your skis (afterbangs) have wood in them?

friend: cause i took out my axe last winter and decided to make my cherry tree into skis...

gaper: wow, did you paint the picture on them to?

friend: i colored it with crayons on a big piece of paper and glued it on.

gaper: that must have taken FOREVER!

friend: (as we get off lift) it took me all summer.
 
^^^^hahahahah this is the best exemple for what is a gaper , damn the video description is :It is all of us at a terrain park at Cascade Mt. we do boxes rails and jumps.

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