The best gaper quotes

i have yetto check it out but ive heard from several people now that there is a hill near central PA that if you put a car in neutral you roll up hill. now im an engineer so i do not believe this, probably an optical illusion. but i still wanna try it
 
a group of park skiers and i were all going down the hill together to get to the jump line... once we get there a ski patrol pulls up to us and says:

ski patrol man," hey guys, i know you think your really cool but you guys need to stop GANG BANGIN down the hill."
 
a friend and i were skiing around the trees and find a rope swing...we start to play around with it and swing off a ledge. another idiot ski patrol came down to us and says:

"hey guys we need those for our groomers"

me: "what?"

*ski patrol skis away*

they need a 10 ft piece of rope for snow cats? to do what??

haha only at rose
 
I think one of the worst was last year. I work at a ski shop (sometimes by myself during the day when it's really slow) and during one of these times I was waxing some skis and this guy comes it. So I go up to the counter, ask him what he needs..

Guy looks at me for a good ten seconds, judgmentally none the less, and then asks,

"Is there anyone else here?"

Me: "No, I'm the only one working right now, is there anything I can help you with?"

Him: "Are you sure? I want someone who actually knows what they're doing."

Me: "I've been working here for a while, I'm sure we can work it out."

Skeptically: "Well alright then."

Sometimes being the only woman in the ski shop is rough.
 
My brother and I were going up the lift during Ontario march break at Tremblant and at about 10 in the mourning and some guy pulls out a beer and asks us if the steep jump (not really steep) is for doing flips. I explain that you can do anything from spins to flips off of it. He then drained his beer and proceeded to crash into a family standing near the offloading zone at the top of the chair. Just thought it was funny and would like to share it!
 
so during class one day, i decide to watch revolver while my retard teacher is talking....some dumb beezy behind me says

"is that a ski racing movie??"

me-"are you retarded?"
 
Ohh shit, I'm sometimes the only guy in the shop, and that's hard enough.

We don't stock fucking race tigers (etc), so a lot of people assume I/we're useless, but shit, that one sucks hard.
 
here's a couple I experienced

I was showing my brother (gaper) a video of some friends of mine in a comp., doing rodeo5's and shit, and he was like "OMG they land backwards, that's crazy!" and then he asked me "can you also do these things?" and i was like "yeah, kinda..." and of course he then told me I could be a pro and shit....

then I showed him a freeride segment of a skimovie and when he saw a little bit of sluff around the skiers he kept on calling them avalanches.... -.-

It's weird thinking that a couple of years ago I was a gaper like him
 
Back about 4 years ago the first time I ever went skiing I was with my brother. He thought it would be a good idea to wear scoobydoo pajamas with shorts over them. not really a quote but shit even back then that shit was funny.
 
well can you name one famous ski racing movie beacuz i couldnt so thats why i thought it was funny...idk why u gotta hate
 
"i feel like bobby brown would be fun to ski with, but if i was just hanging out with him, he would be like: lets do something sophisticated." lol"
 
i,ve had kids im friends with on facebook ask where to buy jiberish stickers and me and a friend told them walmart, one of them actually went and looked.
 
I live in reno, where moments are made, so they are reallly popular with the local gapers up on the hill

Stupid kid who loves moment: dude last week you had moments what happend?

me: the snapped when i hit a rail

Stupid kid: well you should get another pair of moments

me: nope its alright i like these 10 times more (i got a pair of punx)

stupid kid: but you could be even better on moments cause they help you do flips..
 
First off i live in eastern pa And i go To a school with no good skiers. I'm not That great, but my friends were arguing about how I could easily go pro. After a couple minutes of arguing one of them finally said "dude, you definitely go pro. You can do a backflip!!"
 
We have multiple base areas at our mountain and one of them which happened to have the park was closing so we were all doing park laps and i was riding with my friend who snowboards and his friend who boards but is an absolute gaper. Now i dont have a problem with gapers but this kid noticed i was skiing and he said "dude why the hell do you ski" i replied back "because i like too and its fun and i have for my whole life" he comes back with "dude are you kidding you are the biggest fag". He could barely side slip our park let alone do anything.
 
yea that kinda stuff really pisses me off. its always the snowboarders who absolutely blow, just do it cuz they think its cool, who think skiing is gay and make fun of you for it
 
lol this is funny becuz it actually happened and people think its fake i dont giv a shit if you dont believe me cuz i know it happened and istill laugh about it and know the kid
 
this legit just happened today, my mom and i were at the US outdoor store in portland and she sees the line 130 ski and she literally says " why is this water ski in the ski section?" yeah.....
 
^ seriously keep them interested show them it's fun so the hill at least doesn't get overrun with snowboard converts.
 
ok like today there was a gapper that asked me how to ski switch

and i laughed at him so hard beacause he cant do it and i can , so i hit him in the face with my skis and then he died , so ski patrol came to tell me i couldnt do that and i looked at him like i didnt do shit and then skied away and afterbang
 
I was on the chair at timberline a few weeks ago with my friend and 2 racers. Racer: whats your best trick? Me: idk probably 720... Maybe backflip. Racer: YOU CAN BACKFLIP!?!?!? Me: ye. Racer: who are you sponsored by?
 
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