The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

[Mod]

^ No shit mine suddenly just broke one day. When I turn it on its a pic of a sad Ipod with a warning sign on it and then it turns back off.

 

[desmond1918]

you're so big!

except for me, I hear that all the time

 

[gnustreetfool]

sexy ink toilet

 

[ATLskier]

snowblades aren't gay

clean french people

chinese pronounce "l's"

raugh out roud

 

[macvid]

jacob is straight

 

[me_yesme]

wife dead? high-five

 

[OAK_TREE]

babies gun mayonaise.

 

[-benedetto]

dipset dipset dipset

 

[snowXrider540]

she is so fucking hott oh my god.

it wouldnt be a big deal but any cute girl that skis turns hott instantly, but she is hott and skis...damn

 

[xXfreeskierXx900]

yeah same here people beat off to chicks they only wish they could get hahah thats why i get my own niggers!!

 

[pales]

just bend over

 

[dweezileast]

landis wins again

 

[desmond1918]

"Premonition" was awesome

huge asian wang

 

[M+M]

anal then blowjob

 

[mind_Riot39]

chicks make sense

 

[Mod]

Use the searchbar, oh wait..

 

[R-B-B]

the guy above me wont ever hear "fuck me now"

 

[arbiter]

Republican Gay Mafia

 

[ThaLetterM.]

black people succeeding in anything other than drinking

oops

 

[skitolive123456789]

thats not true... some chicks like the taste

 

[-benedetto]

irish don't drink

 

[NBCskier]

check my icon fuckface

 

[charmander]

ok i had a good one

ummmm

i hate porn

i dont masterbate

bush stops homophobeness

armys are good

i like clowns

clowns are funny

clowns arent scary

 

[Jay31]

this thread is proving itself wrong

manitoba has mountains

 

[flippintricker]

Ummm I heard "Government lower taxes" today when I was reading my Maclean's

 

[Literature]

Bush admits mistakes.

 

[r5tommy]

kang looked bad

 

[charmander]

werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

 

[philipc]

kangs ARNT played

because they are

biTCHEZ

 

[Steezysmurf]

lick my nuts

(hopefully i wont hear that)

 

[me_yesme]

ryan having sex

 

[Skierguy1234]

wait, i got it.

Galli is nice.

 

[akerbacker]

i'm a milf

(by a hot ass mommy)

 

[jimmychung]

Canadian invasion nuclear

 

[Mod]

Oops wrong hole

 

[lushlaxstr]

ha

 

[steevner]

i hate boobs

 

[Lé.Skiing]

Bush is smart

Black man president

black woman president

chawawa(sp?) eats man

chewbaca is real

 

[quixotic]

Educated Black People

Free Black Man

Small lipped nigger

god im sooo racist.... haha

 

[quixotic]

wow my friend is a dumbass... i was takin' a shit and he posted this, disregard it...

 

[sack]

"cool story hansel"

 

[aja_kiki]

haha thats riiightt

 

[hallo]

i hate newschoolers

 

[lushlaxstr]

everybody loves lushlaxstr

 

[Capt.Flannel]

I hate sandwiches

 

[bhill2.0]

newschoolers is closed

 

[nitsua]

allen is straight

 

[skisher]

hahahaha

 

[TannerCoulter.]

women drive well

jews donate money

blacks dont killl

wow the last one was ridiculously condescending and racist

 

[*Fujative*]

I HAVE SEEN A BLACK PERSON SKI!

i gave him a free lesson..... i showed him how to pizza and french fry.... but he didnt pizza when he was french frying.... so he went straight down the hill.... fell and ski patrol talked to him