The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

[sack]

what's a french fry (in skiing terms)... sorry to sound like a noob but I never took lessons

 

[Dilla]

Newschoolers licks nuts.

because it doesnt.

 

[Luckyscs]

starfish enema carwreck

 

[skipimp_]

raise raze raised

 

[TheMoostafian]

lushlaxstr isn't gay

 

[ax_murderer]

well then i think we all know which skiing he was talking bout

 

[Volumeridr666]

sexy fat broads

 

[sack]

brief passover dinner.

 

[TWoods]

all I'm saying is that I personally know two asians that have drifted their vehicles through fences (and into back yards) at 50+ mph.  Neither I, or anyone else I know besides these two has ever drifted a car through a fence unintentionally.

 

[philipc]

russbuss not steezy

 

[ds.181.3]

leafs win cup is coming so f u

 

[caucasian_chad]

ugly student teacher

 

[DDrem.]

false. i have a TA for math and she is the ugliest fat, like layers of whale fat, gapped tooth, bhill, ugliest piece of shit i have ever seen

bhill hates food

 

[skipimp_]

Olsen Twins Eat

 

[quixotic]

A student teacher and a TA or totally differant bud...

A student teacher is someone who is in the class studying what your teaching is doing because they are pursueing a teaching career...

TA is short for Teachers Assistant which is generally a student at the school who helps out that teacher for some sort of a credit.

 

[jimmychung]

farts smell good

 

[.makuma.]

good women drivers

 

[liukangkid]

nah cus you hear newborn baby together

steezin skiboard babe

 

[Reptar.]

"I Hate Turtles"

 

[charmander]

eheath not obese

 

[skibikeclambake]

invaderskier is legit

 

[Travapple.]

screen sandwich elf.......

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Actually, last night I was eating a sandwich and an elf ran into my screen door. Silly bastard!

 

[ilikeplants]

i hate marijuana

those are forbidden words and shall never be spoken around me

 

[grahamhowe]

orange juice sex and velcrow

 

[doritos]

Maybe I'll never hear them from you, but one of my friends has this obnoxious talent of saying "I am so drunk right now" every other fucking second as soon as he even feels the alcohol kicking in. Needless to say, I no longer drink with this person.

 

[Travapple.]

president hilary clinton

 

[ShredTheGnarnia]

"jew gives away....."

 

[K2boarder149]

i like he-shes

i hate ducksauce

crank thats underplayed

 

[unchyll]

black-people stopped bitching

 

[doritos]

Classic.

 

[skithesprings]

wow, so true at my school.

 

[TheButterHashira]

Peace on earth

Government legalizes it

 

[word-sauce]

Are you retarted, you were there when we saw mos def

 

[doublexl]

i say these regularly. but um....um....n00bz R KeWl?

 

[foodisfun]

wow i'm suprised i didn't post in here back in May.

anyway, three words i'll never hear together - "Bad square dancer"

 

[jason...]

women with rights

frodo gets sponsored

he-man is anorexic

 

[-Kieran-]

tits are gross

 

[Mooose...]

ahahaha

 

[artfullydodged]

Tupac is Back!!

and Jesus Too!!

 

[FilmingBitch]

I love you

kidding....? haha.

I hate skiing.

 

[KRASHED]

I love mary

 

[triebby]

not always true. they can if they are your own. i for one take pride in the amount of stench i can generate while ripping ass.

 

[FilmingBitch]

You would... you did... you suck.

Touche.

 

[mysterymanjgj]

hot fat chick

 

[Calvin.]

hilary is sane

 

[popNfresh44]

i am dead

 

[CJHski]

Mormons Hate Utah

 

[woolymammoth]

calculus is useful

my mom's hot

rocky mountains suck

i like wind

and of course... manganese quadragesima ziggurat

 

[doritos]

Let's see here, I'll give this a shot...

Story.

Hansel.

Cool.

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FUCK, WHY DO I ALWAYS FAIL!?