Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

we were already texting, so i just asked her

me: so...can I ask you a question?

her: sure.

me: when u gona let me tap dat?

her: haha...Hmmmmmmm.

me: that doesnt answer my question

her: lol um. I dont know

me: bummer..well..anyway

me: wat r u doing

lol iFail
 
Me: May I tap dat?

her: This aint even you so SHUT UP

me: It was a joke

her: you know I fucken hate that word

me: No I don't, i'm sorry.

her: It sounds like something stupid that kevin or jackson would say! (kevin and jackson are mutual friends who are, well, yeah.)

me: I'm sorry, it was a joke

her: whatever =(

me: I'm really sorry

her: :(
 
Me: Yo ben, can I ask you a serious question?

Ben: Ok

Me: Can I tap dat

Ben: Oh Ya Baby!

Me: So like now?

Ben: Hahahahaha

Me: Dude I'm so cereal about this

Ben: Well I cant take you seriously now that youve said cereal haha

Me: I NEVER LOVED YOU YOU WHORE
 
Me: Yo

Ashley: Hey

Me: When can I tap dat?

Her: Ew never say that again

Me: Yes dear. But seriously?

Her: No

Fail
 
To my ex-girlfriend's best friend
Eliyo, can I ask you a serious question?
6:36pmMariashoot
6:36pmEliwhen you gonna let me tap dat?
6:37pmMariaare you highlol
6:37pmElinah girl, just gettin my study on
6:37pmMarialol im not that easy
6:38pmElicmon bitch I aint got this kinda time
6:38pmMariawho do you think i amwho are you with
6:39pmElijust by myselt, wonderin when youre gonna let me tap dat
6:39pmMariaand what exactly makes you think that i'm gonna let you do that
6:40pmElijust a hunch
6:41pmMarialolwell that was forward
6:41pmElidas my steeze
6:42pmMariawell I think you need to work on your steeze
6:43pmEliwhatchu doin later?
6:43pmMarianot you
6:44pmEliwell played

fail
 
my convo with Mary Oneil hahahah
Mikehey mother mary7:52pmMaryHi there7:52pmMikehow are you7:52pmMarywhats up, where do you live7:52pmMike ns represent7:53pmMaryOh,nice to meet you. I kind of have a hard time remembering who everyone is, and where they are from7:53pmMikeno worries. your like the hot matriarch7:53pmMaryI often wonder if there is hatin on me still over on NSI don't check in there very much
7:54pmMikeyou should. i love seeing your booty on there7:54pmMaryhahawell, sometimes I'm afraid to go on NS, never know what I might read about myself hahasomeone was hating on me here on FB last night over on the Jon Olsson pagetelling me to STFU you stupid bitchand calling me a stalker lol7:55pmMikethats no good, they just dont know how to handle such a fine thang. ill tell them to STFU7:56pmMaryANysay, nbd, I've got a toughrer skin now7:56pmMikegood for you7:56pmMarythe person was Morgan something7:56pmMikeforget about them.can i ask you a questionas a motherly figure7:56pmMarybut Jon said he likes what I have to say, and to keep it coming
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7:57pmMikeoh ya keep it cummin7:57pmMarySo,how's the weather where you are7:57pmMikeits great!7:57pmMaryWe finally got snow today....10 inches!7:57pmMikeawesome thats great7:57pmMarythe kids were home from school7:57pmMikecan i ask you a question?7:57pmMarysure7:57pmMikecan i tap dat?7:58pmMaryuhmmmm, not sure what you mean7:58pmMikecan i tap dat?7:58pmMaryI think notI don't think I like what you are implying7:59pmMikewhy not mary?8:00pmMike??????You don't have permission to chat with this person.???
 
Pedro:
so.. can i ask u an imp. question?
7:56pmMegan
yea sure
7:56pmPedro
when you gonna let me tap dat?
7:56pmMegan
ha what
7:57pmPedro
u read it, when can I tap dat?
7:57pmMegan
you cant
i am engaged
nobody can
 
i asked my friends girlfriend.

and accidently pasted another thing in there.

Chris

hey kelly rose

10:15pmKelly Rose

hi

chris

10:16pmChris

going skiing this weekend?

10:16pmKelly Rose

yes

are you

10:16pmChris

yes

sowhen are you going to let me tap that?

10:18pmChris

Chris

is ezra talking to you?

10:12pmKatya

no

10:12pmChris

isnt he?

10:12pmKatya

nope

10:18pmKelly Rose

umm

10:18pmChris

hmm

thats

the wron

link

10:18pmKelly Rose

ok

 
I thought it was any old mary, then I clicked it and laughed my ass off. You are a horrible, hilarious person.
 
Cody
hey kasey
10:37pmKasey
heyyy!!! whats up
10:37pmCody
hows it hangin?
10:38pmKasey
good good working on a take home exam ... drinking some red stripe
u?
10:38pmCody
calhouns, studyin, beer or two
can i ask you a serious question?
10:41pmKasey
yea for sure
10:41pmCody
so when you gonna let me tap dat?
10:41pmKasey
lol
10:42pmCody
i needa time frame
10:42pmKasey
lol
how serious are u cody?
10:43pmCody
cancer.

10:43pmKasey
lol
how long have u wanted to ask me this???
10:45pmCody
december 2nd at 4:32 pm
10:45pmKasey
LOL
ur killin me !
hmm
10:46pmCody
ur killin me.
no time for contemplation
10:47pmKasey
when u leaving for holidays?l
10:47pmCody
december 24, assuming i've tapped dat
10:48pmKasey
LOL
10:48pmCody
ima tap you like a maple tree, boil dat shit, and serve it up on sum hotcakes
10:49pmKasey
lol
hahhahah \
10:50pmCody
so, you like pancakes?
10:50pmKasey
i do... im just allergic to syrup!! i love pancakes tho! all i use to ask for my bday when i was little !
10:52pmCody
we've strayed from topic here
10:52pmKasey
lol
nahhhh u talkin pancakes ... im talkin pancakes!!
10:53pmCody
im talkin me, you, and a tap. and maybe some post-tap pancakes
10:53pmKasey
lol
10:57pmCody
so my agenda is pretty clear right now
10:57pmKasey
lol
as in tonight? or leading up to the 24th?
10:58pmCody
as in whenever you're open
im there
10:58pmKasey
lol
cody !!!!!!!
10:59pmCody
sup girl
10:59pmKasey
lol just practicing hahahah
11:00pmCody
practicing shoutin my name? ya youll be doin a lot of that. but dont worry, itll come naturally
11:00pmKasey
lol
11:01pmCody
you like kegs? i know you do. well i like tappin dat
lets solve dat problem
11:04pmCody
k i've run out of time, hit me up with when and where, peace 11:04pmYou are not online.
 
me: hey!

her: hey, whats up? :)

me: nothing, just need to ask you something

her: ok, what?

me: Well, i'm sitting here in class bored and I thought of something.. When you gonna let me tap dat?

her: Do you really wanna go there? I have a boyfriend..

me: just you, me and some tappin.

her: I got two free periods before I start school. Make some lame excuse to your teacher. you know where I live.

I'm getting some booty, I'm getting some booty.
 
While she does seem really nice, she seems nice in a "I wanna wear a pro-skiers skin" kinda way. She made like a 5+ hour trip for the midwest ski film festival from minnesota (admittedly it was probably worth a 5 hour trip if you were going to the afterparty as well, Hathaway and Walker were throwing down beats). So I thought ok, she is dedicated, but then I think I remember seeing a pic of her all the way out at the 4bi9 house or something like that.
 
Well she went to the 4bi9 house because she was in Mt. Hood (on vacation I think). She has kids who are super into skiing and I think it's pretty rad to have a mom who is like trying to learn more about it so she can share it with them. Just saying like if my dad were to one day be like "Aimee, I'll drive you 5 hours to go to a ski film festival because I know you really want to go and I think if would be cool too..." I wouldn't hate it haha. She is a legit skier, maybe not park, but she enjoys the snow and that's what counts!
 
Alright, I stand corrected. She is nice (maybe a little creepy), and NS is a bunch of assholes..... funny assholes, but assholes.
 
me: I have a serious question

her:Ask Me.

Me:when you gonna let me tap that?

her:haha is this a serious question or are you being weird

me:when you gonna let me tap that?

her:when i let you lol.

me:haahaha nice

her:i actuallly have to go, i have this huge test tomorrow i forgot to study for, and you distract me really well lol. I'll text you when im done

 
Me: Hey There

Her:Aye whats up

Me:Chillen You

Her:Same same

Me:so anyway you didnt give me an answer last time when can i tap dat?

her:when works for you?

Me:right now

Her:i changed my mind

Me:fucckkk...

Her:yeah

...that close!!!!
 
Eddie

yoooo

10:04pmLeslie

eyyy

howya

10:04pmEddie

i got a serious question

10:05pmLeslie

uh oh

10:05pmEddie

when you gonna let me tap dat?

10:05pmLeslie

get reaaaal

10:07pmEddie

hey, i aint got all day for answers

chop chop

10:08pmLeslie

mmmmm

march 13

10:08pmEddie

shiiittt

thats a stretch

10:08pmLeslie

dude

its perfect

i make you pie next day. pi day. you can wait

10:09pmEddie

thats straight, pie and a tap

scoooreee, but not good enough for me
 
Ashley

chyeaaa! in a bangin mansion right

in california

on the beach

oh yea, im a sand person, not a snow person haahhaa

but i live kin jersey, so snow is pleasant

11:42pmRobbie

hahaha N.J shore

on m.t.v

11:42pmAshley

omfg.. such a BAD impression of jersey

paaaleaseee lol

friggen giuidos!!

ruin our rep!!

11:43pmRobbie

hahaha

can I ask u a serious question tho?

11:44pmAshley

yes sure

11:45pmRobbie

Can i tap dat?

11:45pmAshley

hahhaa who in specific?

are we talkin aboutNJ Shore?

cuz then i cant help you, i canot deal with guidsss lol

11:45pmRobbie

what's ur answer time is of the essence.

11:45pmAshley

what do you mean?

11:46pmRobbie

can I tap that?

11:46pmAshley

not me??

11:46pmRobbie

Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.

11:46pmAshley

lmaooo duuude.i'm a gooood girl. and i have a boyfriend
 
ok so, two days ago i texted this girl who's my friends friend( she doesn't know me) and asked her if i can tap dat her, she kept asking who i was and shit like that but yesterday me and my mom got in this big argument about texting so she took my phone away and looked at my text messages and saw that and now she thinks that i should go for counseling and that i sexually harassed her. thanks ns
 
Breefilipp7:38pmFilippwha7:39pmBreei ahve a serious question for you7:39pmFilippok7:40pmBreewhen are you gonna let me tap dat7:40pmFilippwtf?7:40pmBreethat didnt answer my question7:40pmFilipptap my dick ur asking7:41pmBreewhat do you think im implying7:41pmFilippdont impkyimplyask the question7:41pmBreei did. when are you gonna let me tap dat7:41pmFilippnow7:41pmBreedeal7:41pmFilippcome

hahaha much simpler when youre a girl
 
Me: Heyyyyy

Her:Hiiii there whats up

Me: Nothing i just got new boots.

Her:Nicee

Me Ummm I have a serious question for you

Her: go for it

Me: Can i tap dat??

Her:Lmao Sure

Me:Yesss.

Her:This weekend

Me:Yeahh
 
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