Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[nasSKIIER]

you got rejected your first time but made up for it

 

[baethoven]

rope? haha shes proabably creeped

 

[Da_Buddha]

oh fuck lol i didnt realize i put rope. still awesome though

 

[70794Willow]

even more awesome.

 

[Jwalk]

your last comment was well executed

 

[Ethan.G]

hahaha I agree I laughed so hard

 

[Da_Buddha]

it seemed like the right thing at the time

 

[omnomnom]

Aubrey

and your a MEXICAN

so you can help her with her spanish

and mack at the same time

5:27amLorenzo

hahaha.. yea....

hey i have a question to ask you

like a legit serious question

5:27amAubrey

ok

go for it

5:28amLorenzo

when are you gona let me tap dat?

5:28amAubrey

tap me?

5:28amLorenzo

chea

5:29amAubrey

um sorry but that ship has sailed

5:29amLorenzo

you sure?

5:29amAubrey

im 100% positive

5:30amLorenzo

alright then thanks

 

[GreenHorn]

i gotta try this

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

Stuart:yo Mel!Mel:yo Stuuuu!Stuart: so Mel, serious question time iight?Melk..Stuart:can I tap dat?Mel:srsly?Stuart: serious as a heart attack baabyMel: Stuart don't fuck with me, I've had a bad nightStuart: Don't be such a melodramatic hoMel: My dad just told me he has cancerStuart: Ohhhhhhhh, ok byebye

 

[baethoven]

damn i would've ended the conversation a little better than that

 

[amo]

 

[amo]

one more try

 

[amo]

FUCK

 

[AdolfShitler]

Evan: hey

David: wat do u want lol?

Evan: i need to ask you a question... fucker

David: lolololololol not with that dirty mouth

Evan: when you gonna let meh tap that? you slut

David: lolol what do u want?

Evan: you idiot

i said WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT SHIT?

David: never

Evan: FUCK

David: yup sry little guy its not gunna happen because unlike u im fuckn straight

Evan:i totally thought you were gay

anyways i hope you don't mind that this conversation is being posted on NS

David: what?

Evan: fuck you

 

[ElbridgeGerry]

What was I supposed to say? Sorry your Dad has cancer and sorry I hit on you and was insensitive?

 

[baethoven]

i woulda just said sorry or something.. no hate tho

 

[beezey]

Me- Can I tap that?

Sarah- yes, please doo!

Me- Score

 

[sirskizalot]

Hahaha, these are gold. i gotta try it.

 

[Sharknuts.]

that is some funny shit! props to anyone who trys that! thats solid!

 

[8ONE657]

did you make any friends wearing teh stuff i picked outdylanmarsland @ 6:11i pu$$ed outaimeeeeeee @ 6:12it was too hawt6:12

awwwdylanmarsland @ 6:12shoulda worn it6:12i wore my i am a skier shirtaimeeeeeee @ 6:12well i guess thats good enoughdylanmarsland @ 6:12
and osme kid like read it out loud as i passed himaimeeeeeee @ 6:12idk if he was trying to flirt6:13but i was like yeah i am6:13and you can read6:13people loled6:13

dylanmarsland @ 6:14that was me6:14you jerkaimeeeeeee @ 6:14nah he was some frat bro6:14he had a shirt on that was like RUSH ΤΚΣ6:15oh nodylanmarsland @ 6:15it really was me6:15i am in tke6:15
HAHAHAaimeeeeeee @ 6:15can i tap dat?6:15
no!dylanmarsland @ 6:17cause you didnt wear what i picked out6:18

 

[lydiaiskwllol]

It wont be true hes a social retard.

 

[lydiaiskwllol]

HAHAHAHA thats so good

 

[fivefootthree]

me: hey girll

her: hey i was in your town today

me: cool, can i ask you a serious question

her: yeah go for itt

me: so when you gunna let me tap dat?

her: im with my boyfriend and he didn't appreciate that

me: well ill bring my robe and wizard hat

her: umm no you wont cuz your not "tapping" anything

me:dam

me: k bye

fail

 

[Mailbox]

hmmm...same person? possibly.

 

[8ONE657]

he's my ex.

 

[AdolfShitler]

me: hey. when you gonna let me tap that?

Her: never.

FAIL

 

[Austin_Smith]

Me: hey



Me: i have a serious question i need to ask you

Her: ya?

Me: Can i tap dat?

Her: excuse me?

Me: answer the question

Her: um no

Her: who is this

Me: larry dolincoln

Her: i dont know who that is

Me: you should rethink my question

Her: i dont know who u are dude

Me: doesnt matter you should let me tap dat

Her: are you matt's roommate?

Me: quit stalling baby answer the question

Her: i already did

Her: and i aint your baby

Me: ok so your room at 10?

Her: haha um no

Me: ok how about my room?

Her: and that is the most ridiculous made up name

Me: yeah...your right

Me: later

 

[Lemuel]

My roommate is currently in the process of doing it whilst I type it out.

Him: Hey

Her: Hey

Him: I gotta ask you something?

Her: Yes?

Him: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: What?

Him: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: What do you mean?

Him: You know

Her: Sex? ur at UVM how would that work?

Him: no I just wanna tap dat

Her: Wtf does that mean?

Him: tap dat

Her: Which means?

Him: Tap

Him: Dat

Her: Tap dat = ?

Him: No it doesn't

Her: Tell me what the fuck tap dat means?

Him: Yes or no?

Her: What it is? you know your talking to adriana

Him: yes or no?

Her: Are you talking about sex?

Him: When are you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Honestly I don't know what you are talking about

Him: sex?

Her: Okay when?

Him: Now

I talk to this girl in the dorm across from me all the time through the window and I'm gonna do it later when she gets back. Haha we haven't ever met, just talking from room to room. She is chill as shit though so it should be funny

 

[Lemuel]

Alright there was a break but she just responded.

Her: How? I'm in my dorm.

Him: Anyway you want

Her: You'd have to come to Boston

Him: come or cum?

Her: I'm in Boston in my dorm? You'd have to come here

Him: Come or Cum?

Her: Where are you?

 

[wolf.]

Me: HeyHIm: Sup?Me: Being depressed. Can I ask you a serious question?Him: Oh me too. And yea go head. Whats up?Me: um... when you gonna let me tap dat????HIm: You want to tap me? Lol i though you was gonna ask a serious questionMe: that was serious Him: well i cant just have sex. i have to be in love. i know i'm weird but yeaMe: fine HIm: i'm sorry but it wouldnt be fair to you if i had sex wit you but was in love wit someone else. ya know?Me: No i dont. i'm sad you broke my heartHim: How? i didnt think you liked me like that. i mean you call me your twinMe: ughhhh whatever. i'll just go die in a hole HIm: Dont die!! look i'm sorry i mean i think your a great person i honestly done get where this came fromHim: I did like you alot but you had a boyfriend and called me your brother. i thought you saw me like that you know? but whats wrong what made you ask me that?Him: dont die!Him: fineMe: sorry I was eating dinnerHim: its cool i was just worried you talkin all crazyMe: okay see ya
hahahaha, okay that was between my friend and this guy that used to be obsessed with her, we were surprised with how serious he got. hahahahaa
and:
Hanselyankee doodle went to town, riding on a ponystuck a feather in his hat and called it macaronihahahah7:09pmAbbiehey i need to ask you a serious question7:09pmHanselok7:09pmAbbieumwhen you gonna let me tap that?7:10pmHanselhahaanytime you want7:10pmAbbiehahahaha7:10pmHanseldid shinya tell you to say that?7:10pmAbbienoNEWSCHOOLERS7:10pmHanselohwell shinya told another friend to ask me thathaha7:11pmAbbiehahahahahahfunny stuff7:12pmHanselhahahahi just asked shinyahis response"fuck you"ahhahaha7:50pmAbbiehahahah!

 

[shintastic48]

fml:[

 

[musick13]

i just got punched in the nose

 

[shintastic48]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[beardstatus]

im going to ask this to a strongly religious muslim chick

 

[PeeDuBzz]

lolness

 

[shintastic48]

Shinya

hey

10:33pmBlu

hey there =]

10:33pmShinya

can I ask you a serious question?

10:33pmBlu

go for it.

10:33pmShinya

when are you gonne lemme tap dat?

10:34pmBlu

charlotte.

10:34pmShinya

o rly

10:34pmBlu

yeahh

I WINNNNN

 

[Moonlight]

me-so when you going to let me tap dat

her-hahahah what??

me-well

she goes offline

loss

 

[k-rob]

dammit shibs.

 

[Moonlight]

but then she gets back on

me- i need answers woman

her-ask nicely

me-when can i bang you like a hammer

her-i cant predict the future

me-we'll make it happen soon

her-works for me

sooooo score...

 

[KennyC]

ooooooooh what now? haha

 

[Noss.]

LOL, i just tried and i scored for real, haha thanks NS

 

[tomahawk]

shut down

 

[frosted_flakes]

12:57amDan

yoo waduuppp

12:59amGabby

heyy nmmy

12:59amDan

nm just sittin kinda bored

but i got a serious question

1:00amGabby

yeeah sure

1:02amDan

yeah so tomorrow?

1:02amGabby

sounds good

1:04amDan

aight girl hit me up

1:05amGabby

k

1:07amGabby is offline.

thanks ns idno how this worked

 

[frosted_flakes]

fuck i messed that up

12:58amDan

yoo waduuppp

12:59amGabby

heyy nmmy

12:59amDan

nm just sittin kinda bored

but i got a serious question

1:00amGabby

yeeah sure

1:00amDan

when you gunna let me tap dat?

1:01amGabby

yeeah

1:02amDan

yeah so tomorrow?

1:02amGabby

sounds good

1:04amDan

aight girl hit me up

1:07amGabby is offline.

again thanks ns haha

 

[appa]

you didn't say can i tap dat? what happened?

 

[frosted_flakes]

i messed up but i reposted as a reply to mine

 

[KiDCuDi]

you gittin sum pussy d00d.

 

[BEARS.]

didnt work so well....

 

[BEARS.]

nevermind....