Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

me-hellooooo

her-hi

me-i have something really important to ask you

her-ok?

me-can i tap dat?

her-as soon as you call me up lol

then there was an awkward pause for like 5 min

then i call her...no answer

she ims me again and says how the fuck did you get my number?

me-i got mad skills

her-ummm i gotta go bye

fail :[
 
Me: Hey can I ask you a question?Her: AbsolutlyMe: When can i tap that?Her: Lol, all you have to do is ask, you know that :)Me: Time is of the essence baby chop chopHer: Lol true that.
.. /claim?
 
Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:36:33 - (not read)

yeliR --> stillakilla

aight aight gurl i be in that on da hop yo

Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:34:01 - (read)

stillakilla --> yeliR

you best be hittin that fsho.

Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:30:41 - (read)

yeliR --> stillakilla

yo huwite gurl when yous gonna be lettin me tap dat
 
alright heres mine

Me: Whats good (name of girl here)
Her: whats up
Me: can i ask you a serious question
Her: why not
Me: When can i tap that
Her: wow
Me: Thats not an answer
Her: I'm married
Me: So
Her: Are you asking me to cheat on my husband
Me: Um, pretty much
Her: Let me ask him
Me: Word

So it was pretty much a fail
 
Kelsey says (2:09 AM):

can i tap dat

Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):

call me fuck head i dont get it

the fuck?

Kelsey says (2:10 AM):

just trollin

HAAHHA

Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):

WHAT

Kelsey says (2:10 AM):

that was epic.

Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):

YEAH

NO ACTULLY I DONT GETD IT
 
me: so can i ask you a serious question?

her: umm yeah

me: wen u gna let me tap dat?

her: lol whatt?

me: wen r u gna let me tp dat fine dink

her: haha umm idkk..

me: o why?

her: like what do you mean..just touch it or...?

me: wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: is this alec?

me: ya

her: ok..i just dont exactlyy understand what your asking

me: ehhh wat do u mean

her: like touch it or soething else?...

me: u no tap dat

her: like sex?

me: tap dat

her: just touch it?

me: nooooo wen r u gna let me tap dat?

her: do u mean hav sex?

me: wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: nooo just tell me what you mean other than saying tap dat

me: when r u gna let me have sex wit you

her: i said thattt lol

me: so wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: haha im not ready for sex

me: ok thanks

.................................................FML......30 min. for that woowwwww thanks
 
Me-heyher- heyyyme- what have you been up to?her- nothiinnng really you?me- same....soooo i was wondering when are you going to let me tap dat?her- uhhh...i have a boyfriend...me- just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant scoreher- hahah trueeeeme- i'll be over in 5?her- make it 10 i just got out of the shower i have to get changedme- does it matter? your going to be taking your clothes off anywaysher- good pointme- alright see ya in 5her okayy :)
 
11:37pmMe

hey whatsup?

11:38pmHer

nm wazzup with u?

11:38pmMe

just chillin waitin for school..

how was your summer?

11:39pmHer

pretty tame i didnt do anything but work and sleep

11:39pmMe

pretty fun.

i went skiing at hood.. some camping

11:39pmHer

whered ya go camping?

11:39pmMe

emerald mtn... buff pass.. hey i have a legit question to ask you

11:40pmHer

should i be scared?

11:41pmMe

fuck me i forgot.. nvm lol

11:41pmHer

wow thats one legit question lol

ughhh pussy out...

 
Shaunyo!1:56amJillianheyy1:57amShaunsup witcho badself1:57amJillianum nothingyou?1:57amShaunsolid solidchillen in my full tilts nbd1:58amJillianniceare you ok?1:58amShaunyep lol why1:59amJillianbecuase we never ta;l1:59amShaunoh word welp just super bored cruisin fbactually i got a pretty serious question fo you1:59amJillianhaha ok2:00amShaunwhen you gon let me tap dat???2:00amJillianhahahhaha2:00amShaunsoo tom's good for you?2:00amJillianwhat?2:00amShauntomorrow*2:01amJillianno2:01amShaunthats cool i can do sunday2:01amJilliantomorrow is sunday2:02amShaunyour sharp as a tackso monday it is? pick you up arounddddd 92:02amJilliani live in New Zealand2:02amShaunfail
 
10:24pmJared

when r u gonna let me tap dat???

10:27pmHER

haha whenever u wanna ;)

10:30pmJared

k b over in 5

10:32pmHER

hurry up im waiting
 
Kip

hey

11:55pmEsme

hey.!

11:56pmKip

whats up?

11:56pmEsme

watchig tv. and whining about how i can go to deadmau5 lol..you.?

11:56pmKip

just hangin out and pumped to sleep in tomorrow..........

can i ask u a serious question?

11:58pmEsme

yes

11:58pmKip

when u gonna let me tap that?

11:58pmEsme

conner..

11:58pmKip

its spelled connor

and..........?

11:59pmEsme

oh sorry

are you drunk

or somehting

11:59pmKip

nope :)
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11:59pmEsme

why are you asking me this..its not a serious question

lol

11:59pmKip

oh but it is

T'day

12:00amEsme

why so serious. i havent seen you in what...2 years haha

12:00amKip

i know........

its been too long

so.........?

12:01amEsme

i guess

VICTORY!!!!!!

 
this is with andy ju, NO HOMO

Thomas O'Connell

1:33

yo andy

ju4392andy

1:33

sup

Thomas O'Connell

1:33

can i ask u somethin

ju4392andy

1:33

sure

Thomas O'Connell

1:33

when can i tap dat?

ju4392andy

1:34

hahahahahahahah

right meow

Thomas O'Connell

1:34

deal be there in a few

ju4392andy

1:35

aight hearth back to westwood MA

Thomas O'Connell

1:35

my hearth is set to dal!

ju4392andy

1:35

damnit

Thomas O'Connell

1:36

ill just mount up with my red drake and fly

ju4392andy

1:36

sweet

oh shanp its 4:36 i gotta get to bed

peace dawg

shit its late

Thomas O'Connell

1:36

later
 
Very simple, First you take your dick and you smack that hoe in da face acouple times. When your nice and hard you rail her in the butt with a pole then throat fuck her for 17.23 seconds exactly. When thats done you insert your dick into her baby maker until she comes and then you proceed to blow a huge load on her face.
 
jfrie830: hello

jfrie830: how is everything

freeskier1292: same stuff

freeskier1292: you

jfrie830: i am excellent

freeskier1292: i was watching a movie before

freeskier1292: online

freeskier1292: and i was like ten minutes before finishing

freeskier1292: the movie

freeskier1292: and i was really excited

freeskier1292: and then it was like your time on megavideo is up

freeskier1292: so i didn't get to see the ending

freeskier1292: and now I'm waiting like an hour

jfrie830: im sorry to hear that

freeskier1292: so whats new with you

I just had that conversation. It was only when she stopped responding and I reread the conversation, that I realized how funny it was. I needed somewhere to post it. I was watching a movie called "the wackness" by the way...its not a porno.
 
it's a good movie. i gave up on megavideo months ago after they started doing that time limit thing.
 
hopefully msn counts

James says:

when you gonna let me tap dat?

x3 says:

apparently you already did

James says:

oh yeah

so tomorrow night then?

x3 says:

its not a wednesday

we've been ova this

James says:

wednesday then?

x3 says:

aww yeahh

mah place

you can decide if she's serious or not

 
me: hey can i ask you a serious question?her: uhh yeah but can i ask who this is firstme: its kieran and can i tap dat?her: ohhhh. and uh no sorry ur fat and ugly, and ive seen that website ....good oneme: fuck you cunt bag
 
me: hey babe i have a serious question for youher: yes?me: can i tap dat?her: huh?me: that doesnt answer my questionher: can you tap what? me? haha me: so can i tap dat?her: when? i wont see you. ever. me: when im in portland can i tap dather: actually no. haha, sorry man, im not having sex till im 18. whoops.me: when your 18 can i tap dat?her: haha sure, yeah i mean...not to sound dumb but i want my first time to have some sort of emmotional connection. but if we have that...then most definitely me: hell ya ill bring my rope and wizard hather. haha...excuse me?
 
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