Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[unreal.shooter]

I had a go

Me: hey, can I ask you a question?

Her: yepp

Her: quickly I'm about to go out

Me: when you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: awks

Her: now

Her: lol

Her: go away

Me: :'(

Her: but seriously

Me: yeah?

Her: what were you going to ask me?

Me: when you're going to let me tap dat?

Her: ........

Her: I'm off

Her: bye xx

Me: haha bye xx

 

[Toasty.]

i want to do this.. but feel like it will just turn bad

 

[Spinoza]

Yah bloo it! Shouldve waited for when she's not busy

 

[TRASHY.]

muahahah

me: Hey I have a serious qurstion.

him: uh oh, what is it?

me: Can i tap dat?

him: yes. yes you can. all fucking night long baby

me: haha 1/1 oh yeuuuuuh

 

[Z-Juice]

me: Can I tap that?-no response-

 

[TOMMYTANK]

me too

 

[anashyo]

 

[whoa-dere]

HEY CAN I TAP YOU?

 

[HamFaceGirl]

One of the most awkward conversations on here

 

[snowbombz]

It was probably the hair

 

[Downtofilm]

 

[baethoven]

me too ahaha

new victim

 

[whoa-dere]

Success.

 

[Toasty.]

Jackie Sexy....

 

[baethoven]

it continues, her last name is just cut off due to spacial issues ....

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Me: Can I ask you a serious question[barelylegal]: yes?Me: Can I tap that?her: Bahahaa... who is this?Me: Meghan, it's me. Can I tap dat?her: Really...Me: yes it's meher: This is for that thread.Me: DAMN IT, sorry I had to do it.her: I am not that stupid!!! HahahahaMe:I almost had you. But seriously who else could it be?her: Idk some 17 year old kid who stole your phone?
Damn pink NS'ers knowing about threads only men should know about.

 

[Aaaron.]

aw fail.

p.s. best thread

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

Me: Hey, I got a serious questionHer: Ok???????

Me: When can i tap that?

Her:Thats your serious question?

Me: yes.

Her: lol um idk.

ME:Alright. Haha

Her: Lol ya why?

Me: it's a question

Herh alright

Me: so is that a yes?

Her:Ya sure

Me: Score.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

hahaha i was going to do that to you but then i was like

no...

 

[BlackieChan]

Saw this and thought - yeah that makes sense, easy enough for girls. Creeped profile... Uhmm no fucking wonder this dude was all over that. Goddamn.

 

[DADDYlongLEGS]

How did you get the fuck yeah guy in you phone?!

 

[TRASHY.]

Take a screenshot and then send a picture message of it.

 

[Backyard.Skier]

she should date you.

 

[BlackieChan]

Well duh, I'm pretty cool

 

[Backyard.Skier]

she's really trashy so it should be easy.

 

[TRASHY.]

You're just jealous of blackiechan's skillz

 

[Backyard.Skier]

i got no game ill admit it.

 

[BlackieChan]

Yeah I don't think its really possible for hotties not to fall for my hood bad boy status

 

[KillaSeason]

hahahahaha

 

[TRASHY.]

 

[TRASHY.]

 

[BlackieChan]

I knew it, so excited you double posted

 

[TRASHY.]

That was an accident, but NS secretly knew my true feelings.

 

[BlackieChan]

Tight. My place 10mins hunny buns. And don't worry I have poptarts.

 

[TRASHY.]

They better be smores poptarts, however, your house is of unknown location.

 

[1337]

MASTER RACE POPTARTS

nothing else compares to them

 

[BlackieChan]

Uhm... Is there any other kind? C'mon now woman.

P.s. You'll know where to go, I'm kind of a babe magnet

 

[TRASHY.]

Nope, and i'm not too sure, my magnet isn't sensing any attraction around here

help ?

 

[BlackieChan]

Shit giiirl you punched me right in the feelings! Or you might be broken or something I dunno

 

[TRASHY.]

I'm broken, can you fix me?

 

[mode2n]

This thread has been a great success for many a person, can't say its worked out too well for me...

 

[BMB]

threads for when i do it

 

[BlackieChan]

BlackieChan: Hey ____, serious question?

Her: Heyyyy!!! Okay hit me

BlackieChan: I'll dive right into it! When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Lol! Whhaatt?

BlackieChan: I know! crazy right? Soo how 'bout it?

Her: Um...Thats pretty random. lol

BlackieChan: Yeah my bad, not really an answer though homie, you dig it or what?

Her: I don't think so. Good night.

Then I explained and got her to chill the flip out for a sec after she called me a wiener.

 

[Piste.Off]

Abby Nelson the sophomore at CU?

Word on the street is she has mouth herpes, sorry dude.

 

[baethoven]

I always wanted that ..

 

[Amadeus.]

yeah i pretty much expected this reaction from her...

 

[Kevski]

Me: hey I have a pretty serious question to ask you

Her: I'm not pregnant I swear

what's up?

Me: oh ok that's a relief. but yeah when you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: I'm confused

Me: oh sorry, thought it was pretty simple. At what time are you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: dat ass?

Me: sure thing

[dat ass picture]

Her: hahahaha dat marshmallow ass

Me: so yeah you never answered, eh?

Her: [the "ohhhhhhhh ... ... yes" face]

if you want it then you gotta put a ring on it

Me: whoa now let's not let things go too fast. my place in ten

Her: ["i'm a pretty lady" shaving me gusta face]

etc...

It just continued on all silly and she didn't believe it was me for a longass time. But she's coming over tomorrow so it might get brought up.

May have to try this with another girl now...

 

[Toasty.]

 

[[hamnuts]]

on step ahead of the gam ;y

 

[[hamnuts]]

wow fuck mobile. "one step ahead of the game "