Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

[BlackieChan]

Done deal shorty, like they say - once you go black you ain't comin back

 

[.Hansel.]

yes, yes I did.

 

[GANDALF]

sorry shes taken

 

[unreal.shooter]

Yeah I did it to a girl I met at a party, which turned bad, she was like who the hell do you think you are.... So I just blamed it on my friends stealing my phone and she was chill about it

 

[Toasty.]

I think thats what I'm going to do if it goes a stray

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

skibumm69 --> Panda_with_Guns

uhhmmmm...

fuck yeah

Date Sent: Jun 9 2012 18:55:37 - (read)

Panda_with_Guns --> skibumm69

can i tap that?

Date Sent: Jun 9 2012 13:17:04 - (read)

skibumm69 --> Panda_with_Guns

yeah?

Date Sent: Jun 8 2012 22:17:25 - (read)

Panda_with_Guns --> skibumm69

Hey, i got a serious question

 

[Kevski]

Me: heyo so I have a serious question

Her: regarding?

Me: regarding when you're gonna let me tap dat?

Her: no.

tell matt no too.

&ew

Me: haha sorry matt's not interested

Her: can u not text me plz

 

[TOMMYTANK]

Me: Can I ask you a serious question?

Her: Yeah

Me: When you going to let me tap dat?

Her: Newschoolers? Well in that case, whenever you want lol

Me: For real, no joke, I'm being serious?

Her: Yeah, I don't put out on the first date though

Me: Okay, I wouldn't expect you too, yeah you would?

Her: Yeah

 

[BlackieChan]

Well done buddy

 

[NPF]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

 

[Downtofilm]

lol defs did not remember that.

 

[TOMMYTANK]

Thanks!

 

[NPF]

im guessing you were drunk zac. too funny

 

[Pikachu.]

Me: hey I got a question Her: come at me bro (with the question). Lol, I'm so funny. Me: when u gunna let me tap dat?

Her: is this Nina (my sister)?

Me: answer my q

Her: oh Nina Ur so funny

Me: bitch I'm a buisy man answer my q

Her: your not answering any of mine so ha!

Me: I asked first

Her: the real question is how many licks does it take to get to the center of a totsie pop?

Me: I got plans answer my pretunta

her: your on vacation what plans could you possibly have!?

Me: stop stalling

Her: I mean I have a boyfriend...

Me: you suck

Her: okay? I'm a little confused

Me: so am I

Her: where did this come from?

Me: NEWSCHOOLERS BITCH

I then told her to look it up and she said that NS is rediculous

 

[deleted5]

Bump

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

treadz for awesomness

 

[Aaaron.]

more

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

me: hey girlHer: heyy!

me: can i ask you a serious question baby

her: yes baby!!

me: can i tap dat?

her: Riley!!

me: time is of the essence!!

her: we shall see!

wasnt expecting that cus she is hot as fuck and I'm a stoner hippy. the fuck do i say now..... major k+ to good help. will give pics of chick if i get good help and will give intricate details if i fuck her

 

[NPF]

send her a picture of your penis. girls love that.

 

[Lucas]

tell her youll tickle her belly button...from the inside.

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

done. no reply.

 

[Lucas]

it has to work...

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[GEORGEzimmerman]

idk yet im still trying to figure myself out. im sexually confused

 

[Andyktm]

looooll lost it

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

i still managed to get the word gay in there which brightens my day when i see it

 

[cope+]

Pics of girls being asked required people!!!

 

[Broommasta]

Me: eh girl, can i tap dat?

.... no response

 

[Jane6]

I just died laughing

 

[Randy_Quench]

haha I lol'd

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Would it be cheating to text your gf?

 

[Peach.]

Do it.Post results.

Everyone here on newschoolers.com hopes you get laid.

Remember, we're pulling for you.

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

You should have sent her your icon.

 

[SassySloth]

On facebook

Me: Hey KittyHer: Meow Meow hello ! How are youu?

Me: Not to shabby. Tired and in class, you?

Her: about to go to class haha, just doing some work on campus

Me: Fun wow !

Her: Text moi?

Me: Dealio!

Continued on the phone.

Me: Aloha, Got a serious question !

Her: yesss?

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Hahahaha excuse me !

Me: End of the world is just around the corner. Answers answers !

Her: Hahahaha you're so funny What's on your bucket list before the end of the world?

Me: Don't really have one but i don't think that answer justifies the question

Her: Haha! Well i don't think my boyfriend would be too pleased about that, so im going to have to decline at this moment, but, the future's a wonderful thing

Another try

Me: Hey my nigga !

Her: Whuddup Homie? I totally just had a dream about you. Also it snowed !

Me: So best fucking sleep ever ! Also i know! it's gnarly.

Her: I wanna go skiing and shooting ! you in?

Me: Uhh hell yeah but first, Serious question time!

Her: Whuddup homie?

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat ass?

Her: Lmfao anytime, sunshine!!

Me: Rad !

 

[Jeebus.]

These are goddamn hilarious! i only hope half of them are real convos.

 

[Jblz]

Me: Yo

Her: Hi

Me: I have a question

Her: ?

Me: when r u gonna let me tap dat?

Her: haha

Her: right now come over

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

nice claim

 

[LittleBoozie]

works every time

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

fuckin righteous

 

[Spinoza]

ujelly?

 

[seward]

Me: Yoooo

Gf: Yoooooooo

Me: I got a serious question for you Snookums.

Gf: uh oh, whats up?

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Gf: Wut? Is this another sandwhich joke?

lol.

ive been pretty fuckin sexist lately and demanding the constant making of sammiches.

and yes, i call my gf snookums, deal with it.

 

[SassySloth]

Boom !

Me: Heyy

Her: Hey !

Me: How's it goin?

Her: Pretty good, you?

Me: Alright, Serious question time, cool?

Her: haha yeah go ahead!

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

Her: Lawlz

Me: Worlds ending soon. That answers not gonna work

She didn't reply for 10 min

Me: ahahahah Im playing

Her: ahha i know but you're right, it's gonna end Come over now !

Me: On my way !

Needless to say im heading there so later !

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Threads for story because i don't believe you.

 

[HWW]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[SassySloth]

I've banged her before so It's not like this was the first time

 

[Forcillo]

I feel like if I try this with any of the girls I know, they'll flip shit and I'll regret it heavily.

 

[shuckle]

.

and mattie doesn't count

 

[Peach.]

Same. Except maybe my girlfriend.

 

[NPF]

one did flip shit. it wasn't pretty. she mad. most were just like hahahaha no. i got a "lets talk when im single" claim?

 

[Spinoza]

I have 1 that I'm like 50/50 on, but still don't want to do it

 

[trettzilla]

me: yo questionHer: yeeee?

Me: when you gunna let me tap that?

her: tomorrow night?

Me:your place or mine?

her: you choose

first try too