Take Down Kony! JK lets masturbate instead..
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DirtyDan
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jason pulls out pictures and sits down next to his two year old son. He places the pictures side to side on the table
Son: Who is this?
Jason: That's daddy in his underwear with a rager, hitting a Buick with a baseball bat... okay?
Son: No response, sad face
Jason: I couldn't explain to Gavin the details of what daddy really does. Because the truth is, Daddy likes to masturbate in the public, vandalize cars, do drugs and make vanity videos about Kony.
Son: Who is this?
Jason: That's daddy in his underwear with a rager, hitting a Buick with a baseball bat... okay?
Son: No response, sad face
Jason: I couldn't explain to Gavin the details of what daddy really does. Because the truth is, Daddy likes to masturbate in the public, vandalize cars, do drugs and make vanity videos about Kony.
*Dos*Planker*
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panojibber
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I can't help but immediately assume that some serious drugs were involved in this.
ShredMasterPlus
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papermache
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im guessing pcp. i wonder if he just got his shit spiked or something. I hope we find out in time
bermbuster49
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lol
howlongcanausern
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WIN
act.resist
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L0L
sirschralpalot.
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LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ
TheQuailman
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Actually feel pretty bad for this guy. Like I'm sure he's means to do well but clearly has some mental issues or maybe was just under a lot of pressure.
Let he who has not masturbated in public cast the first stone.
Let he who has not masturbated in public cast the first stone.
GayWolf420
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Some of the comments to the article are unreal. People claiming he was set up and shit. Are people serious?
Billiards.
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haha yes so much better
papermache
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I'm sure once all the facts come out they'll be a perfectly reasonable explanation of why he was masturbating in public.
scratchproteen
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lawls
stoned_sorcerer
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lol
