Sweetest / Fastest car you've ever driven?

i drive my grandmas 1985 chevy caprice classic,its super sweet and its got some big balls on it,it rips

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?
 
i got to ride on the back of a moped once

WANK HARD AND PROSPER!

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you see.. im allowed to watch joe millionare because im a huge faggot -mommy

Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik

 
Sweetest car I've driven would be a

2000 (?) Mercedes CLK430. It was a beauty. Smooth, quick, comfortable.

Most powerful (torque) was a 2002 Mustang GT.

She rumbles and is kinda intimidating. Gas that puppy in 2nd and the entire back end swings out. It was cool.

Fastest - My Yamaha R6. Smooth, quick, most fun.

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The Best Six You'll Ever Have!
 
'57 porsche 356 outlaw class

'53 porshe 356 original

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
my friends works for a valet parking company, hes driving every thing from ferrari's to hummers, he just told me about how he drove the new aston martin , like the one in the new james bond. its pretty sweet, but id be scared as shit that i would crash it

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi

my friend: no it doesnt, it has a twist.
 
im not sure the exact model but my parents friends have a viper,mazda rx7,and and a mercedez benz...i think the benz is a 2001 or 2002 c32

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
Damn dude, original 356's are soooo rare.

I work at a classic/exotic dealership and my boss has 100% trust in me. Therefore:

99 Dodge Viper RT/10

94 Benz SL500

98 Benz SL500 Sport

02 AMG CLK55 Cabriolet

02 CLK430 Cab

86 AMG Euro 500SEC

98 BMW M3

98 Toyota Supra TT (modified)

01 Subaru WRX (modified)

67 Mustang Fastback (modified)

92 Chevy Corvette

03 Benz SL500 Launch

88 Porsche 911 Cabriolet

We just got a 2000 Ferrari 456M GTA. That shall be next!

- Brian

 
all around sweetest....(that i've driven)...my friend's g500. soooo pimp

'You never hear Newt Gingrich say: Now why dont these hos just back up off me. I mean let a player play'
 
not too many people here have really expensive sporty cars cuz the roads are full of put holes and shit

Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
 
my dad has 2 356's

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT
 
00 BMW M5...sooooooooo much fun. gotta love car dealerships needing highschool kids to move cars right before snow storms.

member of the wachusett ripper crew
 
I've driven a sweet 1978 300d mercedes benz. Handles better then most cars i've ever driven. The best handling car would have to be a subaru impreza, with independant suspension, and a custom built 200hp engine under the hood, it nox injectors(drooling). Similar specs to the wrX but cost a lot less since we built it from just a body.

its not what you ride, its how you ride it...

-Peter
 
1995 ferrari, i didnt go to fast in it but it was really loud, in VT i went 160mph in a ford probe gt, a few summers ago

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
i used to have a ford probe gt....that thing was the most fun car i've ever had. never had the guts to get it up to 160 though, i'd say maybe 130

member of the wachusett ripper crew
 
ya mine is a 1993, i like it alot, it was cheap. it has a supercharger in it, it dips

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
Le Car, they rip!

''You should be more considerate of the level of beginners.''

''Haha, are you kidding me? You should be more respectful of the level of experts, chica.''

 
2000 audi tt leased by my moms friend

2000 jaguar xkr owned by my godfather.

most fun car ever though was my buddys jeep that he still has, 5 speed, and a system that would shake a bulls testicles from 5 miles away.

I eat fruit when i cant eats nomores - my super stoned friend on tips to getting your money's worth at buffet's
 
haha...ouch. yeah no offense but i couldn't really see that car going that fast. i honestly don't know if i really got it up to 130..just kinda took a guess. probably no higher than 120...maybe 125. it shook pretty good over 110 though i know that

member of the wachusett ripper crew
 
2001 BMW 325i... pretty sweet. the new 3 series ones are better though

wag19

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Madgrab Yeah!
 
i have been in some fast cars, i have a audi s6 avant right now with a new air intake, its 340 hp stock. i havent dynoed it or antything, so im not sure where its at. it has struts, shocks, and sway bars, and a 3 inch drop. its fun to drive. i am lucky my pratners both worked their asses of and were nice. wheeeee! im not sure what the fastest car i have been in is, but my faovrite car is either my grandpaps 34 rolls royce/benz or his 29 cord. not ford fuckers, its cord.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
nah man the speedometer goes up to 140 but we red lined it and it was still accelerating in the probe

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
I work at an import sportscar repair and I race cars at Mission Raceways. I driven some pretty nice cars!!!!

Honada S2000---with air intake, super charger, dual exhausts.

Porsche 911 turbo

2003 Dodge Viper

The new BMW Z4

Intergras

 
My bad; I didn't mean to be a dick about it or anything. I'm just stating the fact that 160mph is faster than a Probe GT.

I'll show you how I KNOW:

I drive an '89 Taurus SHO

3300lbs

220hp

Drag Coefficient of .33

5speed

Probe GT

3000lbs

164hp

Drag Coefficient of .31

5speed

My SHO tops out at redline in 4th gear which is precisely 143mph. Do the math.

- Brian

 
i just remembered one...my dad and his good friend decided to pick me up in a 98 Z-28 Camaro..all black and leather interior from a track meet

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
geo metro, sweetest car, only tops at like 90 tho, and fastest was dodge stealth, we were going like 140

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me: your money is fucking worthless

her: you got something against canadians?

me:no, just their money

her: well, what if i marry a rich american guy?

me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands

her:wait a minute...good point

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my wookie
 
not trying to be a dick but its a 6 speed, in one of the previous posts i sayed it has a supercharger,i dont know how much horsepower it has tho, than i found 20 dollers

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
my dads Audi s6!

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'Holy shit! someone should just pop out of the snow and shoot him with a fucking gun!' -my friend while waching Jeff Holden in Heavy Hittings Parental Advisory

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Its all about rally, and whats with all these ppl driving exotics, i bet a lot of you don't even have a license. Come on, what kinda moron would let ppl like us drive a 200grand ferrari

its not what you ride, its how you ride it...

-Peter
 
ehh, i didnt drive a ferrari, it was my dads freind, I understand where your coming from and that its hard to beleive some one would let someone else use there 200g car, I just went down the road in it in the passenger seat, it was a sweet car but it didnt do anything ridiculous while i was in it. than I droped acid with my grandpa

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
Alright timbo: time for me to be a dick... j/k

The probe was never made with a 6 speed! It's a 5speed manual transaxle developed in conjunction w/mazda because the probe shares the same drivetrain as the mazda 626 which happens to use a 2.5 liter 24v DOHC motor. Please, listen to me!!!

I can also tell you the probe was originally designed to oust the mustang, but stang-fans across the US gave ford the finger... so they never did that.

- Brian

 
I gota to drive this chrysler concord....may look like a innocent family car...but this beast hauls balls...i was driving like 140 down a dirt road...i imagine on conrete iw ould do better

---Theres hoes in tha room, theres hoes in tha car

theres hoes on stage, theres hoes by tha bar

hos by near, an hos by far

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my half brother's dad used to have an early 90's corvette. I only went about 80 in it, but it was nice anyway. My dad used to have a '76 eldorado, which was a pimped out car. I worked at a house and the owner had a shelby cobra (the blue 2 seater with white stripes) and a 750hp ford ranchero. It was his drag car, it looked fast as all hell.

-Chris Peck
 
ehh, your probably right i dont know that much about cars and/or termanology, but it did go about 160 give or take 5 mph

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
my dad rebuilt a '69 porche 911 turbo and when i get my driver license he wont ever let me touch it. lol

 
fastest car is an 1979 Mazda RX-7 with a 468 Big block Chevy that bitch has 750 WHP and the owner ran a 9.17 @ 146 MPH in the quarter mile in Phoenix, AZ. Its my friends brothers car. He's into all that import fast rice crap

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My friend's '92 integra. He's a ricer, and the car only has intake and exhaust, but he thinks it's the coolest thing ever; we went a whopping 90 mph.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
my friends 95 golf cart, we got that bad ass mofo up to 8mph and then dropped it off a 4 footer, this was prior to the jackass movie

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
All you 'Car Movers' and Valet Parkers don't count.... if you have driven a car that means DRIVEN TO THE MAX... or at least alone and puching it...

I've Driven

2002 BMW E46 M3 SMG (ha, i bet few people understand that)

Also

1999 BMW 740

2002 Ford Focus Family Wagon (that was sooo much fun... it was a curticy car)

2002 BMW 330i

2002 BMW 325i

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Haha whistlerman, of course it means flogging them!

I've driven other cars, but only moved them from lot to lot. My list were all driven to the max.

What'd you think of the SMG M3? And yes I know what E46 means so :-p to you. All 333 horsies.

- Brian

 
'DRIVEN TO THE MAX... or at least alone and puching it...'

I was going to say, i doubt anyone here can drive a true sports car or bike to the max.

Punching, well, a child could do that.

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The Best Six You'll Ever Have!
 
my dad can handle prolly any car you give him...and the snowmobile racer we sponsor i bet can accelerate and go faster than some of those cars...116mph in 4.56 seconds...and thats in a 500yrd track...and on grass,i think it went 127 on ice,it only takes 10 seconds to drain a whole tank of gas

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
I used to own a used car dealer ship here in MI. I used to go to auto auctions all the time down south. I've redlined a souped up corvette that had a dig. speedometer that read 150 in fourth gear still had another gear to go but ran out of gas while still accelerating on the free way. The car jumped up to 135 then i pushed it up to 150 and threw in the clutch put it into gear and It leerched forward and then sputtered ,lerched and then died with all kinds of sounds and shit going off. I thought I killed it but as it turned out I just screamed through the 1/4 tank of gas they leave them on the lot with. I have driven some incredible cars(TO the MAX) did 160 in a supra twin turbo and the damn thing wouldn't let me go any faster even though I still had a little ways to go to redline. I drove a 1987 ferrari testorrosa, yes I was too afraid to stomp that, I also didn't want to pay for a blown engine for one of those things, alittle different then some dumbass corvette engine.

 
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