What scares me is how all you valets know how 'fast' these peoples cars are... lol. I can't say I wouldnt do the same thing in your shoes, especially if I was 16 again. My friend worked at a Sofitel and promptly crashed my other friend's 360 Challenge Stratdale only a few days after he got the job. We figured we'd stop by, say hello, and let him park the ladies. Put the Challenge straight into a garage pylon.
Fortunately the Porsche comes with a 'valet' key that de-balls it and limits it to 20mph or so, sorry guys! Haha.