maximiliaan
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A platypus is an mammal and it lays eggs
Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.
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summersover
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I may live in Canada but...
Teacher: Who was the first black president of the United States?
girl raises her hand right away and eagerly says "Martin Luther King!"
my teacher looked horrified, the girl was 18 for gods sake
Teacher: Who was the first black president of the United States?
girl raises her hand right away and eagerly says "Martin Luther King!"
my teacher looked horrified, the girl was 18 for gods sake
skithesprings
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two things,
first, my friends sister thought the sun and the moon were the same thing untill she was 18.
second, this weekend in myrtle my neighbors daughter asked how i knew which way was south while we were on the beach. its called the east coast for a reason...
first, my friends sister thought the sun and the moon were the same thing untill she was 18.
second, this weekend in myrtle my neighbors daughter asked how i knew which way was south while we were on the beach. its called the east coast for a reason...
steep
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"I got line masterminds and technica agents, is that good enough for me or do I need something better?" - from a kid who skis like three times a year either flying uncontrollably down groomers or lapping the park rolling over features and doing NOTHING with no steeze. he sucks.
"i think I might get EP pros" - from the same kid mentioned above, we live in mass and he skis mountains with no pow at all.
"i think I might get EP pros" - from the same kid mentioned above, we live in mass and he skis mountains with no pow at all.
Ahhh back in highschool I was at dinner with a new guy I was dating and some of his friends.
We are all ordering food and this girl has some questions...
"What's on a BLT?""Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.""Ok, Ill have that but with out the tomato."
We all look at her a bit strange but whatever... some people dont like tomatoes..
When she gets her food....
"Why is there no meat?""There is bacon""But why is there no burger?""Because you ordered a 'BL'""I thought it was a burger with bacon, lettuce and mayo."
I felt sad for her.
I also had someone call me when I worked front desk at a hotel in Mammoth.
"Do you like have trees there?"
Me - "yes, we have trees in Mammoth"
A guest that checked in...
"Where do you go when you get hurt?"
Me - The hospital.
"But isn't the nearest one really far away?"
Me- "No, it's across the street. (points out window)"
We are all ordering food and this girl has some questions...
"What's on a BLT?""Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.""Ok, Ill have that but with out the tomato."
We all look at her a bit strange but whatever... some people dont like tomatoes..
When she gets her food....
"Why is there no meat?""There is bacon""But why is there no burger?""Because you ordered a 'BL'""I thought it was a burger with bacon, lettuce and mayo."
I felt sad for her.
I also had someone call me when I worked front desk at a hotel in Mammoth.
"Do you like have trees there?"
Me - "yes, we have trees in Mammoth"
A guest that checked in...
"Where do you go when you get hurt?"
Me - The hospital.
"But isn't the nearest one really far away?"
Me- "No, it's across the street. (points out window)"
neutralzombie
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no offense, but unless your brothers are 13+ they're questions seem normal.
Reverend_Steeze
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"why would you quit snowboarding for skiing?" -Queer.
Hufflepuff
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sistine chapel not sixtenth.
mmallender.
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sistine doesnt mean 16th, its named after pope sixtus iv
i cant come up with specifics but in chem class when we would take notes this girl would constantly ask questions that the teacher had already answered in the notes. everytime i wanted to tell her to stop ask retarted questions that she would get if she listened to the teacher.
Killa_BeeKnees
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if you talk with your farts you'll have really shitty pants
Negro_Jesus
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matt.s
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someone that truly fits this criteria
individual |ˌindəˈvijəwəl|
adjective
1 [ attrib. ] single; separate : individual tiny flowers.
2 of or for a particular person : the individual needs of the children.
• designed for use by one person : individual serving dishes.
• characteristic of a particular person or thing : individual traits of style.
• having a striking or unusual character; original : she creates her own, highly individual, landscapes.
noun
a single human being as distinct from a group, class, or family : boat trips for parties and individuals.
• a single member of a class : they live in a group or as individuals, depending on the species.
• [with adj. ] informal a person of a specified kind : the most selfish, egotistical individual I have ever met.
• a distinctive or original person.
individual |ˌindəˈvijəwəl|
adjective
1 [ attrib. ] single; separate : individual tiny flowers.
2 of or for a particular person : the individual needs of the children.
• designed for use by one person : individual serving dishes.
• characteristic of a particular person or thing : individual traits of style.
• having a striking or unusual character; original : she creates her own, highly individual, landscapes.
noun
a single human being as distinct from a group, class, or family : boat trips for parties and individuals.
• a single member of a class : they live in a group or as individuals, depending on the species.
• [with adj. ] informal a person of a specified kind : the most selfish, egotistical individual I have ever met.
• a distinctive or original person.
DockEllis
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it appears as though i did, my b
personally i thought it was stupid because she said her friend moved to colorado to work at jackson hole, which is not in colorado, and because she said that is where her snowbird shirt was purchased, which is in utah, which is not located in colorado or wyoming
sorry for the confusion, i hope this clears things up for you
personally i thought it was stupid because she said her friend moved to colorado to work at jackson hole, which is not in colorado, and because she said that is where her snowbird shirt was purchased, which is in utah, which is not located in colorado or wyoming
sorry for the confusion, i hope this clears things up for you
JakeSalvador
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irony at it's finest considering the gusto with which you chase trends.
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SteezyasPie
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Yeah but echidnas and platypi are the only two monotremes (egg laying mammals) in the world. As a general rule of thumb, if it's a mammal it doesn't lay eggs.
neutralzombie
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mom: "did you just say you ate a shit ton of penis?"
me: "no mom. i said peanuts."
me: "no mom. i said peanuts."
charmander
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whatever it is i'm sure gnartron said it
.Asain-Skiier
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A girl in my Spanish class asked if Spanish people think in Spanish.
Fischer-Addicted
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+k for using lolzinator correctly in a sentence.