Stupidist thing any bodys ever said to you, ever.

I use to hang out with girl regularly until I couldn't take her idiotic use of words anymore. If I can think of them I'll post them but it really goes to show how uneducated some people are.
 
last night on a camping trip:

i said that it was a lifegoal of mine to wet willy someone with out using my hands. everyones laughs.

then my one friend laughs who never gets any dirty jokes..ever.

so we ask her why she is laughing and what she thinks the jokes is.

she says "you know..like wet willy someone with a twizzler or something."

she is a fun kid...
 
Uh... man, way too many stupid-ass things have been said to me to pick out one but recently there was like five of us on a porch drinking beers and talking politics.

Friend: Everyone says they love Obama, but no one knows his policies. It's retarded, you're all the same way, name one of his policies that you agree with.

My Cousin: Change. Obama is for change.

Friend: That's not a policy, Robbie.

My Cousin: Yeah, he's for changing the way Bush did things. He wants to change it. Change America.

Friend: Robbie. That's not a fucking policy. That's a slogan.

And this went on for like five minutes before finally we just stopped allowing my cousin to talk haha.
 
guy on the chair lift sees my "wide skis" they only 85 at the waist. but he says " you should totally hit the salomon course those fatties would shred on this powder" dumbass wasnt thinking that its PA and 45 degrees out
 
yeah we just got about 40'' over here in NY about 2 years ago. and this does not happen alot and you just pray for powder days. so i could not go the day after the storm because of other reasons so i ask my friend how was it and he said "there was too much powder." not the dumbest thing i have ever heard but i saw what you posted so i had to say this. but the dumbest thing i have ever head was by my mother. i was wearing my black spiderman shirt and my mom asked "why is there only 7 legs on the spider?" my dad and i jsut sat there laughing non-stop for about 2 minutes till she just gave up and left the table.
 
One girl in HS asked the following questions...

1) Do Sperm Bite?

2) If you roll around in a puddle of sperm, will you get pregnant?

3) Can you parachute down from the moon?

4) Did we win the revolutionary war?

5) Is George Washington still alive?

100% completely truthful. For the good of humanity she is dead and her genes will never get passed on to any unfortunate souls..
 
this really annoying bitch in high school stood up and arched her back, throwing her hair back...

and RIPPED ASS. so loudly the entire class stopped talking and looked at her.

"it wasn't me! it was the chair!" despite the fact that she was standing up. since I didn't like her, I called her out.

"no catherine, it was you."
 
"is there a special chemical in birds wings that allows them to fly" "i got a 25 out of 50 on a test, i dont even want to know what percentage that is"
 
just thought of mine

so we me and my mom were driving somewhere in the dark, and the high beams were on, and because are car was a piece of shit they pointed into the tree, so i said "we should get the high beams aligned" so she says "why" i tell her "because there pointing straight in the air, it would be good for whatching birds at night but not so much for driving" so then she follows up with this geam "well thats why there called high beams because the point high up"

 
Some bitch in my history class: "What this Kzeksolvkia thing thing they are talking about in the book?"

Everybody else: "Uhh, Czechoslovakia..."

Bitch: "What's that I've never heard of it?"

There is no excuse for that amount of stupidity.
 
Random dude:Im goin up to alaska this summer.

Girl: Dont you mean down

Random dude:Um, alaksa is up north, so usually I just say up for that, dont know about you.

Girl: No it's south, right next to hawaii

Random dude: yeah, so alaska is cold and has mountains and glaciers...

girl:look at a map of the US...Alaska is directly right next to hawaii.

Random dude: Um, see this straightline on the east side of alaska...coastlines aren't absolute straightlines. That's the border with canada.

true story
 
we were in boston on july 4th ad got stuck in this huge mob before the fireworks and we tried to hop a fence where 2 completely hammered guys were chillin and they start yelling at my friend for pushing up against them so my friend bags it and says "alright sorry" and guy 1 says "yea sorry is an awful board game" and his dumb buddy goes: "yea and I dont even see any dice"
 
This comes from this random ass lady named Carole with whom I work. Carole is about 50, working with a bunch of teenagers. I was driving and she was sitting in the front seat, the rest of the kids are in the back of the truck. Out of nowhere, Carole tells me that "...The government creates diseases like AIDS and sprays them into the air. All so the pharmaceutical companies can make money..."

I was rendered speechless by her blinding idiocy, and the rest of the ride was in silence.
 
pee is considered more sterile than water, so it looks as though i will use this as the stupidest thing anybody has said to me.
 
when we were going skiing and it snowed like a foot and a half of powder and the racers say "wow this sucks how are we gonna ski in this snow?" and continue whine about it all day
 
Unfortunately that isn't a stupid comment. How do you think whip cream is made? You take cream and you whip it until it is fluffy and the right consistency. Maybe there is something I didn't catch but this seems to be a legit comment .
 
Math class freshmen year

Teacher: "How many sides are in a triangle?" (more of a rhetorical question as you would guess)

Taylor all proud with herself blurting the number showing the amount with her fingers:

"4!"
 
ok well dont hold me to this i am not positive about this... but if i recall correctly... pee has been completely filtered, also i remeber for a fact that (from basic survuval training course i took) that you can drink your urine 3 times (to save from dehydrating) before it becomes toxic
 
i have a freind whos dad is a tourguide at gettysburg battlefield- he tels us all this shit- he has had people ask-

how did they know where to put the monuments before the battle started

how come most battles were fought in national parks

how could they see with all these monuments

-I was watching news and a Senator said flat out that global warming was a hoax created by the weather channel to make more money- thats when i started to think a little more about politics

 
girl in my 8th grade class who is from italy and goes there every summer asks "wait, is italy a state?"
 
Drunk angry native woman at the bus stop : "My daughter's a fucking bitchhh!!!"

Me: "Why's that?"

Drunk angry native woman at the bus stop: "Because she works on a farm"

end of conversation.
 
"why r ski hills built on mountains?" i mean i can understand gaper quotes like about twin tips and stuff , but c'mon people r really that stupid
 
i have two

1. good friend of mine.
-Does bacon grow on trees? (sober, serious, word for word)

2. George Bush Sr.
-I will support anti-prejudice, anti-racism, anti-semitism, and anti-bigotry. (you might have to think...)
 
Another quote from the dumb bitch.

Bitch: "Mr. Tucker is this the same Hitler that started the Holocaust?"

My teacher: "Yes." Then he walks away quickly.
 
-I don't believe in global warming.

-My friend: It's physically impossible to spit on your own shoe.

Idiot girl: Really? (So she tries it and spits a loogie on her new shoes.)

-My friend: Look Julia "gullible is written on the ceiling.

Idiot girl: Where? I don't see it.

-My friend: Julia spell fu fu outloud twice.

Idiot girl: ef you ef you (the girl got in trouble cause she yelled it in school)
 
This was in front of the whole class... so everyone heard what a dumbfuck this kid is

Me: "Holy shit (eating) This is like an orgasm in my mouth

Some dumb kid: "What is an orgasm"

It was funny because the kid was completely serious and he was 17 years old.
 
Pure water is sterile. Urine is usually also sterile but is only used as a disinfectant when there is no clean water around. Water is H20, urine is H20 plus minerals and urea and everything else your body doesn't want. I'm talking about pure water, not about water and everything else in it. After she said it everyone had a big argument and she stood by that urine was cleaner than pure water.
 
my sister once said that the horizon was the shape of rectangle, and the other day when my family was in san fran she asks "is san fransisco near california?"
 
my parents were rafting on a river and heard this blonde bitch say, "OMG! Are we going downhill? I think were going downhill."

 
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