Street Cred

haha got em to and say that sometimes, just a little bit you know. cant overuse it or it looses potency
 
I'll claim for Alek. here. He hooked up with a black chick and kissed our RA who is black and is engaged to a guy from Oakland who is currently in Germany playing pro basketball.
 
I lived in detroit . +10
I lived there cause my dad was playing pro hockey -5
I'm a regular at KFC +10
I'm white -15
My favorite fruit is watermelon +2
I'm part canadian -15
I have a black aunt +10
I've never smoked anything -15
A black kid said my dick was huge +30

Total street cred = +17

 
well we should start with the last one, why was a black kid hceckin out your dick? thats def not + any cred unless your gay cred is gettin boosted.
 
My step dad is black + 10
my step dad's great grand father was abraham lincoln's barber + 10
my grandfather was the first black principal in minnesota and got an mlk award for it + 10
I grew up in bloods territory +1
I am now living in the second most black populated city in minnesota (18%) +1
I was living in East LA +1
I saw snoop dogg in the 711 in Diamond Bar + 10

I went to college -10
In Pomona + 5
I'm in a Sorority - 10
My sorority had 6 black girls when I left + 5

+33?

Is there some sort of list I'm supposed to go off?

 
true, but i would have written, "black chick said i had a big dick" cause then theres no question of not calling no homo, but the way he put it, it could go either way.
 
i have mad AFTERANG +50

i have a scratch handicap in golf -30

i am voting for Barack Obama +5

i fuck mad bitches +20

i said "BITCH! I DIDNT ASK THAT!" +100

and i kneed her in the vag +too many
 
i'm half mexican

my dad used to chill with gang members and drug dealers

i stayed in a ghetto ass apartment on the south side of chicago for a week

i sometimes dress like a crazy thug mexican with a white shirt, black shorts, and knee high socks

i own a Latin Kings airbrushed shirt

i gotta get some street cred for that

 
i'm half-jamaican, half-polish.

i own a handgun

i listen to nas, bob marley, scarface, common, mos def, talib kwali, etc.

my grandma was friends with bob marley (but that's her cred not mine)

i can run faster than anyone i know or have been chased by

i have been chased by the cops, um, too many times to count

i own a police baton

i smoke pot from time to time

people say i look like jimi hendrix (when i have a 'fro), or one of the guys from Stomp The Yard (when i have a buzzcut)

i have had sex with black girls, i also dated a black girl briefly (until i found out she was crazy)

i roll with gang members

i love my mama

most of my kicks are limited editions

and on the other side of the spectrum:

i live in one of the most expensive, least dangerous hoods in my city, in canada

i have a computer that's worth over $6000

i ski

i listen to blink 182, sum 41, tom petty, u2, etc.

i have a facebook

i go to a school were i represent 1/5th of the negro population (and i'm only half-black)

most of my friends are white

i play halo

i make most of my money within the law

i have more clothes that fit than clothes that are too big for me

i don't own any nike kicks

 
how many black people are at your guys schools?

My high school has like twn black kids and they all sit at the same lunch table.
 
I live near Hartford, CT, one of the poorest cities in the nation. +2

I wear my pants at least twice before washing +4

I'm a black girl's "Number 1 White boy" +8

I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed of it. +16

Jea.
 
Nope, you can totally use that. Black people love their families. I take claim that my step dads great grandpa was abe lincoln's barber.

It would be different if he were new to the family, but I have been having thanksgiving/christmas with them since I was 7 and refer to his parents as grandpa and grandma.. so yeah.

I'm culturally half black. Minnesota Black, but still.
 
I grew up in the "South". -10

I grew up on a farm in a larger house. -20

I live 4 miles from the ghetto. +5

I think Atlanta is really cool city. +10

I think Denver is a fucking rad city. +15

I love fried chicken. +20

I love...

Bon Marley +10

Damian Marley +10

Ray Charles +10

Nat King Cole +5

James Brown +5

Lil Wayne (LAWL) +5

Tiger Woods +15

I don't like Barack Obama -30

I don't like Al Sharpton -30

I don't like Jesse Jackson -30

I love Connie Rice -20

I love Colin Powell -20

Street Cred = -50

 
I thinks it is hilarious that the whitest, lankiest kid ever (steve stepp) thinks he has any street cred at all. wow dude you drove your parents bmw and live on your parents money. not all that gangster if you ask me.
 
i live in the meth capital of california +15

my town was also the highest in auto theft for 3 years +15

i stopped in atl when i was on my way to NY +5

i have alot of black freinds +5

on the other hand

i live in the second best part of town -5

about 10 miles from the ghetto -5

i ski and ice skate -5

more freinds of mine are white then black -7

i wear slim fitting clothes -10\\

so +13 is not bad
 
yo me and my mom bought liqour at a mcdonalds in the ghetto of pittsburgh from this guy with one leg + street cred
 
its either fried chicken or chiken and waffles(which is chicken gravy) not fried chicken and waffles -20 more
 
ok im the most streeeeeeeeeeeeetssss credss because i got shot in the hand with a bb gun once.

By myself, accidentally. And once i sold a "dime bag" to some mexican kid in school of oregano, and i told him it was weed. Ahahha he came into school the next day and said that my weed was to strong for him cuz he got sicksss.

AND i have the flow rida song memorized. true g.
 
I run from the 5-0 every weekend

I have never been caught by them

I do BA shit to my town

I write graf

I am friends with the only black chick in my town

I drink 40's

I own LRG shit

I say the N word a lot

I fuck the police

I yell at the police

I slash tires

There is a guy who deals weed at the end of my street

How much cred is that?
 
I was born in Cabrini Green Housing Projects-Chicago, and lived there a year.

I lived in McAllen, Texas, four years, notorious for drug smuggling.

Ive been held up at gun point a few times, and didn't lose any money or anything else for that matter.

Part of my family is black.

I ski- the whitest sport there is
 
-i got suspended 4 times in third grade (calling a kid an A Hole, yes A hole, blackmail, disruption, bribery) and 3 times in fourth (Fighting, Laughing at mexican kid farting, laughing at butt cancer current event) i mean i was in fourth grade right? once or twice in fifth (Bribery, Laughing once again during an "important" discussion twice in sixth and once in seventh for saying stinky cheese.

-Fought a black kid in 7th grade and he ran away crying saying the police were coming, i only got one hit in

-Dad was in the NFL

-Have a Black Uncle

Got caught in 7th grade for stealing root beer from the grocery store and the police said i was never allowed there again

Maintained a 3.676 GPA in 7th grade only to get a 1.4 the next year

Favorite food is chicken

Skated in compton and Inglewood and nobody dared to step up in my grill.

Have had a legit mullet

Watched weeds for 24 hours straight

And i am currently a high school dropout, but am in no way proud of it

 
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