Steak and blowjob day

I remember in middle school there was a 'ass-smacking' day, and all the guys got called into the gym and the principle had a talk with us.
 
Hahaha, excellent. Dude, Steak and Blowjob day sounds like the greatest day ever. Like honestly the only thing that could be better is Steak and Blowjobs While Skiing Day.

Unfortunately I don't have a shot at either until Saturday. Woe is me.
 
we are eating 22 pies in class. we have 16 people in my class. I am going to be full.

and steak and a blowjob day is internationally ranked for great holidays
 
wrong! pi is 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

 
You like Kevin Spacey, your style is usually suspect

You never killed a cop, your not a motherfucking thug yet
 
Every school should, work too. Who is going to complain about missing a day of work/school for steak and blowjobs? Honestly.
 
Haha, senior year my math teacher had it posted around the room, one of those longass banner things.. Class was so fucking boring I used to do anything I could to waste time like 20 minute bathroom breaks, etc., finally I decided to try and memorize as much of pi as possible because I ran out of things to do... I think I got up to like 40 digits or something. 200 is outrageous, way too much time.
 
haha yess...I LOVE STEAK!!! and getting head!!!! such a nice holiday. this isnt just a guys holiday...shyitt a girls got to have her fun too haha
 
haha i pussied out today

female friend-"soooo whats march 14th?"(obviously knew)

me-"uhhh its pi day duh" and i just walked away.

 
haha thats right so get in the kitchen and get that steak in then start suckin bitch. this day aint about you
 
so did I, but I looked at an old thread, and we came to the conclusion of the 14th, it's a month after valentines day.

TAKEN FROM THE SITE:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey
 
Its always the 14th a month after Valentines day.

Which is today.

HAPPY S & BJ DAY!!!!!!

Still I have to remind my GF tonight.

I'll go buy the steaks and well the rest is manditory!!

since today is the 14th.
 
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