Steak and blowjob day

whoever buys that should probably skip the steak...and settle for an hj...with hisself.
 
FUCK, me and my buddy were a day early. We grilled out steaks and played some cornhole with these two chicks, if it would have been today then, it would have benn manditory for a bj, o well theres always today
 
my boy missed out yesterday, mainly cause i was at home sick like i am now. i wrote it in his school diary, and got a message that arvo saying "didnt think you would remember what today was"

but he gets it on saturday. when i see him. and im not sick.

 
yeah since my gf goes to a dif school then me, i can't see her till friday, but she said we will postpone it till then. i don't eat meat however, so she gets to eat the steak too
 
I did it. It was fun. We did it hardcore too. I was cutting and eating my steak, as I was getting blown. Best expierence ever.
 
dude my s and bj day sucked...it was more like bring icecream to my girlfriend hoping to get anything then being shut down for god knows why then driving home and drinking myself to sleep
 
i told my girlfriend about steak and blowjob day yesterday(she was gone on wed.) she didnt get it. thought the steak was for the girl cuz its meat.
 
well lots of guys feel that valentine's day is a girl holiday where you shower the girl in gifts and flowers, so exactly one month later, it is the opposite, where women shower the men in what they want most, steaks and blowjobs
 
pretty sure "head" in this case refers to the female version of it.

i always thought it could be used for either...eh. we know what we're on about.
 
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