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Stepped through a magic wardrobe and was then forced to save the universe by competing an an intergalactic big mountain comp.
 
enjoys fantasizing about aslon from the Chronicles of Narnia while simultaneously wacking off with to eggs and a chicken
 
his childhood was typical, summers in rangoon. his father used to make outrageous claims that he invented the question mark, and sometimes accussed chestnuts of being lazy. his mother, a 15 year old french prositute named chole with webbed feet.
 
Was born on an island full of gummybears that walked around and talked like humans, but were not actually humans but giant gummybear immitations of humans that just talked like humans and walked around and he was born there and shit and the fuckin gummy bears raised his ass until he was like 20 and then he said FUCK YOU GUMMYFUCKS and left the island on his raft with Tom Hanks from castaway and Wilson, the volleyball. He rode the seas for 4 months until he was hit by the titanic and sunk that fucker. Then leonardo dicaprio gave him his doorframe to sit on or something stupid like that and died. so did the dumb bitch too. Then he went wee wee wee all the way home cause he was the last little piggy.
 
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