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Logchucker

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One of my housemates moved my skis as a prank, so I now believe its all out war. I need some good ideas of pranks.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
shit in his mouth while hes not looking

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
The mayo one sounds interesting

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
good prank: you can change the language settings on cell phones... change their's to Chinese, and they'll have no clue how to undo it, cause well, who can read chinese

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free ipod

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chinese people

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
i'd be sooo pissed if someone filled my boots with mayo...DO IT

-Ski CO-

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use bacon fat on his skis instead of wax that will do a great job, hell he won't beable to move on snow with bacon fat !!!

he just stick to the snow

GET UP FROM YOU COMPUTORS AND CATCH SOME AIR, GRIND A FEW RAILS, RIDE A PIPE OR JUST DO A FEW RUNS WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
 
18. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.

^this is my favorite one

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
Take all of his clothes,soak them, then put them in the freezer,if u do it right by the time he relizes his clothes will be a big block of ice..haha

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
 
Did he actually take ur skis away asa crank! Sue him!

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Good Luck With Recovery Lars Veen!
- tricks were meant to be stomped
I Will say no More....
 
put his skiis or boots or ski stuff on ebay an sell or do it the old fasioned way and just kick his ass hahahaha but the shit in his mounth one sounds good too haha tell us what you do i'd like to hear about this.....

 
Bahah, my friends did that to me, and we too are in an all out war! after they took my skis, we took my friends brand new coat.

if any of you friends have sponsers, have someone with like a deep voice call and pretend to be them, and tell them they are beeing dropped

if there is like a ski shop where u are, put the security tags all over their clothing so it goes off everytime they walk though the doors... i dunno i got alot more if those suck

 
take his balls and hold them hostage

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
one night when it's snowing super hard and he's super stoked about goin riding, take all the wheels off his car and put it on cinderblocks

 
Fuck his mom.

--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
 
first take a crap, then stand over him with while hes sleeping with ur pants down then have someone smack him in the face...when he sits up, make sure his face goes into ur unwiped butt and take a picture to send to all the hot girls in the area

 
hey can I get more details about the saran wrap on the toilet seat? Do you put it just over the seat(slippery??) or over the whole thing so that he doesnt notice and shits on it?

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
the dirty sanchez is the best or maybe put your asshole in his face and make him give you a rim job!!!

'Have you ever masterbated w/ soap and then pee and it fucking hurts?' - T-money.
'Just steal a car, its like a 10 hour drive. Its mexico everyone drive's stolen shit.' - calskierX
 
put random sharp objects in their shoes. Or you could just jerk off on their pillows. Those fuckers...



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
hog tie him to your bed and rape the lil basturd

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Call The police he has no pants

High North Session 5 here I come

Johnny Moseley can do anything

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WOW
 
get a raw hotdog, and stand over his bed when he is sleeping and have it hang out of your zipper and slap him in the face with it, so he thinks he got cock slapped

 
just do little things...... put shit in his boots put exlax in his food then put suran rap on the seat flip his bead move all his cloths change his phone put shit in his food put trip wires up put his alarm clock for earley put brooms in his bead books in his pillow etc

BUY NOMICS NOW WWW.NOMICS-INC.COM
 
put shit in his gatorade and shit like mad shit..he wont notice....

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
 
Arabian Gas mask, balls over the eyes and drape it down his face. (The name is really the only thing that makes this funny)

Strike 3
 
I like the show him the picture of you sticking his toothbrush up your ass 2 weeks later!

-Matty

Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
 
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