SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE

put papery stickers, the stupidest you can find, all over his skis, they are a pain to get off, leave dumb residue all over the place. get ehm at a supermarket

sorry boys there was NO pro hoeing-skibrdingbitch

switch_9: master of the wafflecork 5, if only i was as talented as he is

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Pirate steeze, arrrr!
 
I left some Old Celery Under his bed. I laso am planning to leave slightly opened ketchup packets in his shoes.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
 
i love the seran rap one, although when i take a shit my dong hang down, so i think id realize it before i pooped, i love the toothbrush one, how frickin gross wud it be to know uve been brushin ur teeth with sumbodys butt hole, or, if u dont have the guts to actually do it, get another toothbrush that looks like his and do it to that one!!

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find somwhere in his room where he never looks, and then put a juicy trout in a tupperware box surrounded by ice. over a couple of days the ice will melt and the fish will start to decay and he will have no clue where its comin from.

-CCR-
'every day should be a good day to die. dont loose your dreams'
--Dave Matthews
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha

this is one of the funniest threads i have ever read

we got my friend pretty good one time...we were hanging out at one of my buddys house a couple summers ago and he has these ice cream treats for his dog (dont ask his dog is fuckin SPOILED), well anyway they look exactly like the little ice cream cups you can get at school during lunch the ones where you just peel off the paper top and its like 4 spoonfuls of ice cream in a little plastic cup...well my one friend is always taking everyone elses food and eats everything when there is only 1 of it left, so we were all swimming and shit and went inside and each got ice creams, and brilliantly switched the dog ice cream with a real ice cream and had my friends mom yell 'theres only one more left who wants it'...well my friend believe it or not jumped out of the pool and fully sprinted to the deck just to get it, peeled the top off and downed the ice cream in like 20 seconds...we all started dying laughing so hard i almost messed in my pants it was so funny and he had no idea...then after a few minutes we finally let him in on the secret, he wasnt too happy about it

 
when hes not around get his skis and set the din at the lowest setting. next time he hits a jump he'll be fucked

 
Use food coloring to paint a large penis on his chest. It should stay for a couple days. Be sure to use his man-boobs as the testicles.

 
wrap your hand with half a roll of paper towls...crap into said hand, then hide the shit in his room. I'd put it on a ceiling light, you know right next to the bulb, so it starts to melt. buddies of mine did that in college...its fucking disgusting

 
Wait until he's driving somewhere with a chick, then have someone lay in the road, when he stops and gets out to check if the person is alright, have someone run out, get in the car, and hijack the ho. Then find a pier, get going fast, hop out, and see what happens.

I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
 
Upper deck his ass, hide a can open tuna some where in his room where he can't find it (try near a heater). If he locks his door piss in a pie tin, let it freeze then slip the disk of frozen piss under the door and let melt.

The rebirth of a legend...try not to wet yourself.
 
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