Reasons why America sucks:
1)It's a rich country, and poor countries aren't.
2)The Bloc Quebecois
3)They're ignorantly post-modern.
4)They're unrational.
5)They're Americans.
6)I am three things: disfuntional, a product of Canada, resentful of my American-influenced defects.
7)The children of this country are raised in a savage manner, not unlike the situation depicted in 'The Lord of the Flies.'
8)It is a western culture, which would be acceptable were it not also so imperialist and soapathic of the pains it causes to unimportant people.
9)CCRAP (the Canadian Conservative Reform Allience Party)
10)They dominate the world when it comes to self-critizing.
11)I could be wrong, and you know what, it really doesn't matter.
12)I'm on of the most marginalized people I know, but I'm also the smartest, and potenialy, the wisest of those close to me.
13)American Prime-Time Television on Canadian stations.
14)Global News.
15)The West Edmonton Mall.
16)Wal-Mart.
Oh, I fell so humbled, in case I'm not understood, again, here's my reasoning why Canada is better than the US: Canada is better than the US. There. You do know there's more depth than at first might appear, eh?