Some ideas on a junior high, high school kid problem and if you are more on the mature side

-right before school gets out, get soda cans and shake them up.

-place them in the vicinity of where they will be smoking.

-get an airsoft gun and shot the cans when they come by.

-the soda will spray all over them, and no one likes to have soda on them cause its all sticky.

-Repeat process untill they leave

 
take pictures, contact principal, if he doesn't care run it up the district ladder saying the principal is condoning them smoking.
 
You're the immature tool in this thread, not the OP.

Also, threads. I lol'd at some of the responses. "Gnarly rose bushes." lmao.
 
Rusty?

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Ok whatever you do do not just aproach them and start yelling, all kids hate that, and will either run away or they wont listen to your wishes. Just walk up to them and say that its all cool but if they wouldn't mind moving some place else from now on. If they don't listen just say you will have to contact the school.
 
Step 1: Buy a pack of marlboros

Step 2: Find a vial of PCP

Step 3: Take out 10 cigarettes from the pack and get rid of them somewhere. Take the other 10 and using a small painbrush, paint your angel dust onto the cigarettes.

Step 4: Let dry and then put the 10 pcp cigs back in the pack.

Step 5: On monday, leave the pack just chillin in your alleyway. The idea being that these little fuckers will think that some dumbass just left their pack of cigs behind. They will most likley divide them up and smoke 'em. Next thing you know, they think dragons are raping them up the ass and demons are tearing out their souls.

Step 6: PROBLEM SOLVED.

 
I guess the smoke? Try living under or near a bar and not be flagged by the on-going smoking, it can suck.
 
Im guessing you dont get it, but to the op just go and talk to them, or if your older and bigger then them get a few of your friends and some of these
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and have fun
 
I'd like to do this all to you because every thread I click on you're in it with your annoying as fuck caps lock.
 
You could somehow find out their names and find their parents. But seriously, paintballs right by their feet would scare the shit out of them or video cameras that dont even work, they sell those haha.
 
*possessionsLearn how to read and spell before you make a comment. He clearly says that he has called the cops and even gone into the police station about his problem. They also haven't trashed his yard, just accidentally broke a neighbors fence. And i never claimed that the possession charge would ruin their lives, but kids who get possessions charges young usually end up in a bad place later, whatever the reason may be. And unless all of this guys windows are opened and there is a group of at least 20 of them all smoking there is no way at all that his house is being smelled up. There is nothing wrong with asking these kids to move or even doing things to make them move, but calling the cops is not the right thing to do.
 
after my comment he said he would actually call the cops, which I do feel is a little much, but I still cant blame him for being pissed about it. Yes they could smell up his house, if they are smoking right next to his house everyday, and they have both broken a fence and left cigarettes around. maybe the reason people who get possession charges end up getting worse charges is because they are the pieces of shit that do stuff to piss people off, and end up getting in trouble for it. Pieces of shit continue being pieces of shit, wow thats amazing.
PS you must just be SO edumacated to point out my single miss-spelling
 
All i was saying was that its a huge dick move to get them in trouble with the law.And yes i am very educated.
 
come up behind them with a hockey mask and a bloody knife and pop out behind them and scream "SURPRISE COCKBAGS!!!!" and chase after them out.
 
Although it is stupid and a dumb way to die, confront them kindly and say that you don't have a problem with what they're doing, but you would really appreciate it if they would find a new place to smoke/blaze.

If you act like that a middle schooler would probably consider "cool," they might show you a little respect. Acting like a responsible adult won't do much, it doesn't look like they have any respect for authority does it?
 
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