Some ideas on a junior high, high school kid problem and if you are more on the mature side

Astomp

Astomp

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the quick facts. I live in colorado springs. I live across the street from a middle school. I am renting a house. i want to solve this problem of underage smoking behind my house.

so here is the skinny. The house im renting is right across the street from a junior high and 2 blocks from a high school. When school is out the kids come across the street and smoke cigarettes and weed behind my house. I know it is not a big deal to some, but to me smoking is retarded and has horrible health consequences. In colorado springs it is illegal to buy cigarettes if you are a minor. If you have them on you and you are a minor there is no punishment so i cant get them to stop that way. The school across the street will take no action because it is not on school property. The alley way is owned by the public, so i cant get them for trespassing. The only two things i can think of is littering and since my gas to my house is on that side maybe there is a loop hole that says no smoking within so many feet of those lines. all i want to do is make the side of my house not the place to hang out. Also i dont want to see young kids who know no bettah smoking. throw some ideas you got my way.

also they have knocked over my garbage, kicked over a neighbors oil can and broken a fence by sitting on it.
 
Crossbow them.

Nahh but for real. Just confront them while they're doing it. Tell them to go some place else and do it.
 
you might be able to get them for loitering, or you can just scare the shit out of them so they dont come back
 
being a highschooler im going to say that if you cant fuck them over by the law your not going to be able to stop them...
 
spray paint the tip of an airsoft gun black and make them think you have a real gun. Or spray them with a hose, but then they might come back at night and fuck your house up
 
Threaten them. At least just let them know your there and your pissed. some kids get scared of that shit. or build a fence..
 
ive told them a few times to go to the park down the street. seriously a park not even 300 ft away.

today i went out with a garbage bag and told them to pick up all there butts. none of the smokers wouldnt and one girl and guy did. the ones who never smoke. its like 20 of those shits. drives me nuts cause my house is kinda old and it just starts smelling like smoke. think im gonna chase down the littering aspect.
 
Hmm...maybe he should spray them with a hose, and then set up video cameras around his house in case they come back to fuck with it, so he can catch their priceless reactions on film as they step into the giant bear traps he he accidentally left in the backyard. That'll teach 'em.
 
I would buy an airsoft gun and shoot them from your house. Thats what I do to all the dumb fucks that go to the pond behind my house and break my fishing poles.
 
i go out there every time just a bit more harsh. did the whole "im gonna talk to the police" thing. which i did today and they said it is a fucked up loop hole where they can pretty much only get them for littering.
 
hmm i would say get a red ryder or make it shitty for them to smoke there. find a friend or neighbor that has a huge scary dog and tie that shit up right where they smoke. That or put landmines in the alley. but in all seriousness just ttry to be cool to then and tell them you would be a happy camper if they went to the park.
 
You sound like a fucking tool. Ask them nicely to stop. Maybe get a bucket for them to throw cigs in.

Or just chill and let life go on.
 
it was funny when you said it, then 8 people said it after and now i hate them....

but seriously, if you do something stupid, like shot them with a bb gun or spray them with a hose, be careful because they will most likely come back and fuck with your house like one guy mentioned above
 
that stink bomb idea is perfect because they wont know what it is or where its coming from. they wont know its you, they'll just think its the trash.
 
EGG THEMSPRAY WITH HOSE

AIRSOFT GUN

HIRE AN ACTOR TO DRESS UP LIKE A CRACKHEAD AND SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

HIRE A LOCAL GANG FOR PROTECTION SERVICES

BUT I THINK THE HOSE IDEA WOULD BE THE EASIEST/MOST LEGAL.

IS IT A ROUGH SCHOOL? IF ITS NOT THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST MAKE SURE THERES NO G NIGS THAT WILL FUCK YOU UP
 
there was a spot like this when i was in highschool, sat up behind someones house. only did it like 3 times cause it was sketchy. buuut anyways there isnt much you can do but tell them to fuck off or put their butts out in something, then tell them to not be fuck ups haha
 
theres a very simple solution to all this. jack off right in front of the window so they feel uncomfortable, they probably wont come back
 
This may be too late if you already talked to them, but kids will believe anything (at least I will) so this could probably work.

Go out there and start chillin with um, each day get a bit weirder and drop SLIGHT hints that you are somewhat pedophile-ish. DONT say anything like "yeah i rape kids" cuz then they could get you fucked over or something but you see what I'm saying.

It would probably be enough to get them to go if every time they kicked it there just go out and make conversation with them. Be really annoying and don't leave until they do. You might have to do this EVERY time they smoke but if someone did that to me i would be like fuck that spot.
 
doing most of these things will probably lead to your house getting fucked with. i know i would've fucked up some dudes house in highschool if he was being a douche (no offense). i can see where you're coming from though, i wouldn't want kids hanging out by my house either.

i'd personally just full on assault them with paintballs one day. whatever happens after that, oh well.
 
Every day just go outside while they are lighting up and make them feel very uncomfortable. ask them if they have ever thought about having homosexual gang bangs and rub one of their shoulders.

get a bucket of water and put red food coloring in it and ask them if your asshole should bleed this much after bum secks.
 
in all honesty why dont you just walk up and go "hey guys i dont give a fuck if you smoke but your doing it every day in front of my house and there is someone in there that is sensitive to it. do you mind going a little farther down or something" they might be total pricks and not listen to you but they also might respect you if your decent who knows. either way threatening them with fake guns like people suggested is stupid it wont solve much and they might pull a real weapon on you.
 
Its kinda annoying to me that you don't want them smoking SIMPLY because you don't like it. I wouldn't want people smoking behind my house either but for real, just walk up to them and be like hey guys, i don't mind you smoking but could you do it somewhere else? It's that fucking easy.
 
i hate little loopholes, damn kids.
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also what the fuck is wrong with wherever you live where its legal for middle schoolers to smoke cigs?

so many smoking tickets are given round these parts
 
don't really see what the big deal is, but..

im jealous. it'd be mad fun to fuck with dumb kids with the reason that you want to keep them off your property (this is assuming theyre on your property, if theyre not, then stop thinking about this immediately and move on with your life).. how do they respond when you ask them to leave? if theyre little shits about it just fuck with them hard, come on you sound like youre at least 20 or so you should be able to make quick work of some little snot nosed middle/high schoolers
 
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