Soccer Players?

haha you clearly don't have anything to back up why football requires more athleticism.

but you see, soccer players are fit with their feet, something that is harder to use than your hands. therefore soccer is harder than football. because if i were just to play football one day, i know for a fact that it would be easier than playing soccer, because my hands are already developed for use such as catching things. so its harder to use your feet for this use, which you clearly don't understand. soccer players also use their heads to think. in football, you're running one way the whole time, while dodging people trying to tackle you. but in soccer you can't just go forward, you have to basically trick the apponent and pass it back, forwards, sideways.... wait hold on my cat just fell off the counter...

and when you domesticate something it doesn't have to be a plant or animal.

domestication means you take something that is foreign to you, could be a plant, animal, bacteria, inanimate object, literally anything, and you put it to use and it adapts to that way you're using it. you make it more ordinary or acceptable. stupid fuck. did the idea of gravity run around in wild herds before we domesticated it and made it reality? nope
 
first off dicksuck, google domestication

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication
There, I did it for you, so stop being such a dumbass.

Football players are stronger, and faster..therefore more athletic. I already explained to you why football requires thinking. You need to be able to read plays as a linebacker, which is something I guarantee your retarded ass couldn't do. You've obviously never played football, if you did you would realize it's a lot harder to run than you think. You'd probably run 3 yards, bump into your own lineman and fumble. There's a reason why soccer isn't respected in America. It's because it's not difficult.
 
have you ever met the kids who play football? these are the fucking retards who struggle to get a 2.0 to stay elligible, they are the dumbass polys who are seniors in pre-algebra.

soccer players? we are the intelligent white/italian kids who actually have brain cells. hell even the mexican soccer players are pretty smart

your thinking/intelligence argument is invalid
 
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I love it when soccer players think they've won an argument, but they really haven't because regardless of what they say..they still play soccer. Might as well do synchronized swimming nutsack.
 
because we play the most popular sport in the world? i think it's vice versa seeing as how football is played competitively by all of two countries?
 
it has a cool tingling sensation, cept when it gets in your peehole. Then you will be in for an unholy hellfire only rivaled by IcyHot.
 
even heard of the EPL, MLS, SPL, the Bundesliga, The K-League, Irish Premiership, Italian Serie A, or La Liga? that is less than 1/8 of the professional soccer leagues in the world
 
theres more than one meaning for a word dipshit, care for me to explain?
sex = getting it on, or what gender you may berose = the past tense of rise, as well as a flower slack = a loose rope, to not take on responsibilities, or dust consisting of a mixture of small coal fragments, coal dust, and dirt that sifts out when coal is passed over a sieve
domesticate = to tame an animal, plant, etc OR to overcome the wildness of ANYTHING
you are more stupid than this argument
 
Theres a reason why american football is not respected anywhere else but here. Theres a reason why soccer is the #1 sport in the world.
 
The soccer players wouldn't do very well at football. As narrow minded as ButtonGwinnett might be, he has a point. Most soccer players would certainly not be able to fill the role of lineman. They're just not really strong enough to play football, even though the scenario is pretty ludicrous. That said, in the soccer game, the pros would dribble circles around the football players.

The two sports are completely different. You can spend all day comparing the difficulty, but it would get you nowhere. What's hard in soccer is on an entirely different level from what's hard in football. A perfect through pass to the forward and a subsequent goal happens how often in a game? To soccer fans, that's beautiful. In football, a perfectly executed play to the endzone gets the fans going crazy. The same can be said for every competitive sport.

So let's stop this retarded pissing contest.
 
I'm going to reiterate one last time you fucking slack-jawed numbskull.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/domestication

PLANT OR ANIMAL. Fire is not a plant or an animal. Jesus fucking Christ how many times do I have to explain this?
Not a single definition in that link explains taming something that is wild. You just pulled that out of your ass. Football players can jump higher too, they also don't look like this.

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That's not really open for interpretation, it's just a straight up gay kiss. I've won this argument, none of you have said anything to counter my arguments. So lick my butthole fuckers, I haven't wiped in a week.
 
hahahaahahah LOL
buttongwinnet, you strike again. as always, making repeated efforts to assert your stupidity to everybody. all in the name of defending shitty ass things like mass murdering native fish populations and...football. when is this gonna end? i mean, i've seen other threads where you just make outlandish and retarded arguments, and lets not forget that the last time i actually checked your factual support, it was all completely false. like to the extent where it's no longer just "oops" but like to the point where you have absolutely fabricated the entire skeleton of your argument and it becomes more like "wow i hope nobody ever takes this guy seriously, EVER." right now i guess since this is different because there aren't many facts in this argument, it's all just moronic opinions formed from, well...lets see....the fact that you play football and don't play soccer? you clearly have no experience or knowledge on the subject as can be easily deduced by just the facts that your arguments are pitiful, you demonstrate no evidence of actually ever having seen a soccer ball let alone a soccer player. you make me lose respect for football players. yeah, you. especially when you've used the same 3rd grade insults soo many god damn times in a row, you gay, dicksucking, slack-jawed neanderthal
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Guys just stop feeding the troll. The more people respond to him, the more we have to hear his same brilliant, well thoughtout insults about soccer and anybody who plays it. If we stop he will fucking stop. This is just stupid, fucking annoying, and making me dumber by the post.

You play football...IN CANADA. You're not good.

Being the best player on a Canadian football team is like saying you're the smartest kid with downs syndrome.
 
Hey moron, there are plenty of Canadian players in the NFL.

Joe Horn, Ashiomongho Atogwe, Brendon Ayanbajedo, Doug Flutie to name a few.
It's funny how you speak on my ignorance, but are blinded to your own. You need to realize you turds got trolled HARD.

I play soccer as well as football.
This has been an official Legion of Elders trolling. Have a good night guys. :D
 
well the first definition as well as many of the others don't specify whether its plant or animal, so you can apply that you to anything i want. at the moment, i am domesticating you from a wild ignorant little boy, into a knowledgable man with slight respect for something that you don't know what you're talkinga bout.

you realize saying that because those soccer players kissed, that every soccer player is gay.

so i guess since guys kiss, every guy is gay? concluding that you are gay?

oh.

and i guess that means that you dog fight, have a huge house, and any car you want

thats like saying since twall is the king of afterbang, so is everyone else on NS
 
oh and they're kissing because they're passionate for the game itself, not the money that you get out of it as a football player would
 
soccer is a religion, football is a cocky way of making money

i actually have a game in an hour so i'll tell you how many kids i enialate just from pure anger of how ignorant you are
 
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