So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

"well this may seem odd, but i have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis..so maybe you could come over later and i could put some words in your mouth"

and my friend just went up to this chick we know as a joke and said

"i wish you were dead so i could fuck you without complaints"

it was so weird but hilarious
 
yo but seriously all you need to know how to do is drink everyone under the table, go to a bar drink everyone under the table so they pass out drunk, then leave with the girl of your choice
 
hahah my friend told me once, that sweater's very becoming on you. (whatever that means, I've never heard that saying before) If I were on you...

well you know.
 
Bitch, I don't need no condom, look how tight my suit is. I'm ready to fuck, I've BEEN ready to fuck!
 
how about "i know we've never spoken before, and this might sound crazy, but would you like to go out sometime?"

works about 50% of the time
 
im thinkin at the next party im at, i just get a raging hardon. let it loose right out of my pants. wait untill everyone notices and the girl that comes over and talks to me is the girl that is drunk enough to get with me.
 
go up to her:

ME: you know they're going to ask you to leave soon.

Her: why?

Me: You're making all the other girls look bad.
 
in chemistry class, we were choosing lab partners

"hey, you wanna make chemistry together?"

but it was to my girlfriend, so it doesnt really count.
 
bahaha

my thoery is that guys who need pickup lines can;t get by on just being themselves, unless they are saying them for fun or jokin around. then they are great.
 
i saw this on a "get pick up lines sent to your cell phone"

how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice, want to go get a drink.

or something like that

the only one i use, is the one i posted earlier
 
jon olson--"your father is a thief, he stole two stars and put them in your eyes" or somehing like that

 
haha nice mason, I saw that add today and when I came on I was gunna post it, only one close to alright iv ever seen in one of them adds
 
Your eyes are blue as the ocean, now let me put it in your butt.

^that is one of my friend's originals...funny when he says it at least.
 
"hi im cam sessions, wanna fuck?"

for those without my name i give permission to use

"i know cam sessions, wanna fuck?"
 
"are those space pants cause your ass is out of this world"

"i miss my teddy bear will you sleep with me"

"do you work at subway cause you just made a footlong"
 
mines not a pick up line but what to do is;

point at the girl and say a random name. then if she says no be like o sorry bout that u looked like someone i knew. then from there the conversation is a go.

watch the pick up artist on tv is a sweet show
 
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i really want to have sex with you."

or, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
 
pick up lines dont really work unless the girl is mad drunk i usally just say hi than start a conversation and make her laugh
 
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