So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

Aye. I've used something similar...

"Would I sound desperate if I asked for you out this Saturday?"

If she says no, you're golden, if she says yes just tell her it wasn't the answer you were hoping for but ask her anyways. If you play it off right it works somewhat frequently.
 
how bout this...

well hey there sweet thing! i was thinkin, maybe we ould go out to dinner saturday night. have some chicken, maybe some sex, ya know see how it goes.

haha
 
i just get o know them first and then be like hey you wanna go get food

right now

with me

like lunch or somethin?

i got like $10
 
haha this kid i know who is really desperate and scetchy always pulls over to the side of the road when there are halfway decent girls walking and asks them if they want a ride, hes never sucessful
 
ahem... so far off. it was a good try though.

"Hello veronica, would like to come to the pants party?"

- Brick Tambland
 
haha epic fail james epic fail.

bitch get oon my dick or

bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich

or

fuck you whore, nono literally.
 
whenever someone does that its so obvious. the last time was the worst when this like 37 year old guy came up to my friend britta and pretended like he knew her and that he swears she graduated in his class. she's like...bitch im 23, and you look like you could possibly be my father. get a better pick up line.
 
i usually am just myself. for some reason girls think that i am a big cocky asshole before they start talking to me. i have heard this from like 4 girls. but they say as soon as they start talkin to me they really like my sense of humour and realise there quick judement isnt right at all.
 
she's probably into you as a girl's gay best friend because you come off as such a fuckin dick addict and you look like a fairy.
 
haha i am going to claim on this one, i actually did that and it worked. But she wasnt a total stranger i knew who she was from school, saw her at a party, and bam.

and yes sick movie.
 
if that goes right, its kind of cute/original. but what if his fist just causes the ice cube to slip out from under his hand at 90 mph hitting her square in the face?
 
Last week:

Waitress: "Do you want anything else?"

Me: "Yeah."

Waitress: "What?"

Me: "You."

Good thing I knew her.
 
listen you are really good at skiing, and i can get you a sponsorship, but first you have to suck my d.

works every time

nah but my friend came up with one that was hilarious at the time

"would you like a 14 inch dick in your ass"

she says "what? no."

"good cause mines only 4 inches"
 
(girls name), do you know what i heard when i met you

her- what

WEEEEWOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEWOOO( or ambulence noises)

her- whats that

thats an ambulence, coming to take me away because you stole my heart
 
i am in no need to read all the posts, so some classics from juwanna man..

"Your one tall glass of water, and quite frankly im THURRRSTY!!"
 
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Which one of the Spice girls are you?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
 
made this up yesterday for all i know

those pants are big, i bet i can get in them..or something along that line

i forgot by the end of the day
 
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