... so the condom broke

nope. preseminal fluids dude, you might be in trouble.. next time, just stick it in her mouth

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
haha?, dont laugh man, you gotta be careful, make sure to pinch the tip of the condom to get the air out, air in there is usually what will make it break

 
if you want to be 100% safe she could always go to planned parenthood and take the pill that will prevent pregnancy if taken within 72 hours.

 
hahah Anathema....you naughty but oh so silly boy...

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haha your fucked, birth control and 2x the condom

better safe then sorry and in your case, your going to get AIDS. or not.

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my

life - Lateralis

 
you don't want to completely remove the space at the tip of the condom. you need to leave the tip to bust in. and 2x up? not good, it will help both to break because they are causing friction. the outter layer will have a greater chance of slipping off and getting lodged DEEP.

fucking noobs.

 
He's right, always a chance of that pregnating her too.

Bring her to Planned Parenthood. Make sure it's all good

Double up and or put her on the pill.

Good luck...

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
there is no reason for any girl who's having sex not to be on birth control.

My weiner is probably harder than yours.
 
exept some girls don't really feel like it's there job to put hormones into their body to better suit sex-raged males. i could care less if i get laid, if a guy wants the poon he needs a jimmy hat.

-Lauren
 
well if were talking about being safe, birth control is way safer than condoms. nothing is infallible though.

 
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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
wow. it sucks to be you .

good luck with all of that.

let us kno how it works out.

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
underage, have to tell mommy and daddy... thats the reason right their man.

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thats why its better if theye really young cuz they havent started menstruating yet so you can pop in them all you want

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
wow man if i were u i would be freaking out right know.....if she is pregnant your life is fucked......

dfsc represent

formaly known as freeskier987
 
I heard that there are only like 4 days a month that females are able to become inpregnanted. It can happen other days but the chances are much less. I think I am safe

 
I broke too many with my last girlfriend, it was a combination of things. I worried a bit, but she was on birth control as well, so it wasn't that big of a thing. If your girl isn't on BC, i wouldn't let it kill you, because the chances are greatly reduced, however anything can happen.

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
its all about where the egg is in the fallopian(sp) tubes

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
uhhh its more than 4 buddy, it can happen anytime they ovulate. ovulation "usually" takes place 2 weeks after the period and can last for 7 days or more, depending on the girl. it is in that time frame that sperm 3 days old living inside ur girl can be inpregnated. meaning if this happend 3-4 days before she ovulates sperm can still be living inside her. and again ovulation is also at random and can happen at any time, even during a period you can get pregnant. so your never safe, but the worst is 12-14 days after her period ends

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
ya.. that includes your ski life being fucked.

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
why didnt you get the morning after pill right away? that is the single most stress-relieving invention in the history of man. BUT, it wreaks havoc on the woman's body, so dont rely on it too much. ive had to use it a few times, and it will def. make sure you dont have kids.

off the topic, most babies concieved by broken condom situations turn out retartded. think about that. you fucked up your life, and the world has one more retard in it now.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
^you take the pill even as a man?

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
next time double life jacket and bc just to be safe

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Yeah man, get the pill...99.9% and it will let you have sex that feels good.

And no, you are not 100% safe, but I wouldn't stress TOO much, if you don't bust you can still get her pregnant, but it isn't very likely.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
you guys are retarded. everything ive read that people have said in here are what they tell you in health class. there is such a small chance of you getting pregnant from presemanal or what ever it is. the withdrawl method works fine.

 
and to all the kids who are saying double up, dont because its actually worse, there is a much better chance of them breaking. Have none of you been in health class?

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haha, and for all u that said wear 2...not a good idea. wen ur havin sex they rub together and will create a hole. learned that in good ol health class. deff dont wear 2 tho cause they wear real easy. bc pills prolly ur best chance of not gettin her pregnant

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
withdrawl is not safe for horny adolescents like us who with not so much experience can easily blow ur load early

the gunshot holds no fear
 
what brand of condom were you using?

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
there could have been premature ejaculation. and what the hell happened? was there like a big snapping sound and an explosion of latex?

 
Some kid at a party I was at was looking for a condom, failed at this, so asked us if we could help him find a zip-lock bag and a rubber band.

 
meh, I wouldnt worry about it dude. Most condoms have some type of spermicide on them, which in the case of a bit of pre-semen, youll be fine.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
 
You're having sex too, you fucking retard. When you let a man stick is johnson rod inside of your pretty, pretty flesh, you take on equal responsibility. Plus, it's just hormones that you already have in your body.

I don't want to wear a jimmy hat to suit the sex craving pleasures of my girlfriend. Fuck you.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
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