... so the condom broke

yea the scarist moments of my teenage life was when my buddy told me that he had one break inside his girl friend, and she was late. followed by waiting for the call from his girl friend to hear what the results were from the test. i was so scared for him and his g/f and for some reason i was scared for myself im not sure why but it was the most nerve raking thing ive ever been through

 
Ya that sucks. Good luck with what ever happens.

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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

 
well anson i'm not having sex with you so it doesn't matter, does it? and as i said, i'm not going after people for it. so if they are making to effort to get some poon out of me than they can take the bc issue on themselves because i could care less if he, or if I get laid.

-Lauren
 
it's called ECP - Emergency Contraceptive Pill....oh yeah I paid attention in planning last week

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy

 
Wow, thats a hard situation. Ever girl i dated is on the pill. I go to high school and our school is really informative about safe sex and most of the girls are on the pill. I usually only use one condom. Never thought about using two, wouldnt that take away the pleasure?

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
when you use 2 condoms they melt and become useless

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy

 
guys, don't put two condoms together please. it's really stupid b/c they rub against each other and are more likely to break. whoever said that earlier, don't listen.

Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
 
^ coat hanger is key .. im also a fan of the punch her in the stomic and throw her down a flight of stairs .. HA! i joke about that so much with chicks they cant get enfough

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Wake The Dead!

 
there was this kid in my school who got his girlfriend pregnant (for the first time) and he goes up to one of my friends, no fucking joke, and says, "i've got a ski mask and 300 dollars in my pocket. go punch that chick (his girlfriend) in the stomach." my friend didn't do it... but still... the kid was dead serious. ironically the same kid ends up in rehab with me because his girlfriend is pregnant again and he needed to get off of heroin to be a father.

-Lauren
 
my ex was on bc so i never suited up, i just pulled out everytime, but it was close a few times cuz after i went back in like 5 min later. but w/e if she is knocked up wait till it gets a few months then grab a bat and beat the kid outta her

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I do not like you at all you cow killing mother fucker

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy

 
seriously, if you get a girl pregnant, wait until the fetus gets a little big, then either stab it in the head with something. Or break out a Bruce Lee Dragon kick straight to her stomach.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
 
did she end up being pregnant?

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
i think it would be so sweet if my friend knocked up his girlfriend. Just cuz they're like basically married anyway and i think it would be so awesome to have a little kid to play around with. I shotgunned godfather. I always joke with my friend and tell him im gonna poke holes in his condoms.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
Yeah, health class really tries to scare you out of having sex. The chances of getting a chick pregnant on presimonal fluids is very slim...

Don't stress man...you aren't 100% in the clear, but you aren't definately getting her knocked up.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
aww. thats actaully really cute. i just hope their not too youngg....

how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
 
I broke on last year, sucked ass and was scary, she got the morning after pill and it was bueno

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
You should be good, but dont' get too cocky...shit happens.

You reached for the secret too soon

You cry for the moon

Shine on you crazy diamond
 
yeah well its more so a joke, cuz i mean that would be awesome and everything and i do really like kids but man would it suck for them. maybe in a couple years though. were all only seventeen right now so ill give em a while. I just said they're basically married cuz they've been goin out for almost 3 years and they act totally like a married couple. its kinda scary.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
2 is worse cause they rub together and break

whats up now bitch

"my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up."-seanPISTOL

high north session 2
 
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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss
 
you cant get preggers from preseminal fluid, its not sperm, its like saline water that cleans your urethra and makes it alkali so that the sperms live in it, but you can give stds from that shit

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
^^ Soon to be teenage father, it contains sperm dude, not the whole army but a platoon for sure.

AHAHA i laughed at my own comment ^ damn good time's.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"

 
Haha This thead is really funny, because most guys have had that happen to them. Who here HASN'T bought a pregnancy test at some point?

 
ok so we don't have an update yet. But someone asked about the condom is was a durex sensitive thing. I'll get an update soon, I don't wanna ask her if she has her period cause if she doesn't it might make her nervous which will delay the period even more. So I'll get back to all of you soon

 
get a test... DUH

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^^ that movie sucked

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
ya it wasnt even scary, they just threw shit in front of the screen to startle you

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
and used lack of lighting, tool box murders was like that, it was good but could hjave been alot better if they had more light in it(im not saying that the grudge was good)

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
I stand corrected:

According to a Russian Web site called Erotica, precum is a "natural lubricant which oozes from the penis during and after sexual excitement. This is also called PRE-SEMINAL FLUID. It has about one thousand sperm swimming in it. Most men do not know this happens because they cannot feel it coming out. PRE-SEMINAL FLUID could get a woman pregnant. It may also contain sexually transmitted diseases if he is infected."

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
what you never jack off and this happen? its common sence, get too excited but dont orgasm and it will happen

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i dont think he would want to, do to your looks

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
im pretty sure the people are joking when they say use 2 condoms geeeeze

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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