So i wore a Helly Hansen shirt to school

Whenever i tell ppl its a ski company ppl always say shit like "Ohhh you ski??" or "ohh thatsss cool" or "do you go of the jumps?"
 
exact same thing. and then ill be like ummm yeah? "ohh like the snowboarders sweet." "no not like snowboarders like skiers." they usually quit there or the faggot ass football players will say something like skiing is gay but whatever. i pwn my whole school and im only a sophmore.
 
Every time a wear my 4frnt sweat shirt people are like frnt skis and I always say "Hey to you see this big 4 over here" Then they feel stupid and im happy.
 
my boy mike when he wears his armada sweat shirt to school ppl always ask if its like some sort of coture company cause they are retarded so we tell that it is
 
i didnt read all the responses. but, i could see why people wouldnt know what armada and 4frnt are, that doesnt surprise me at all. but at any of the schools ive gone to, you'd have to be a complete idiot who literally just transferred from some other planet to not know what helly hansen is. I mean, they're not a strictly skiing company. they make outter wear in general, like north face.
 
a few people asked me if my armada shirt was for the band from the 90s called grove armada, im like wtf are u tlaking about, its a damn ski company!!!!
 
When I wear my sloth shirt to school, people ask if its a bear or a beaver or something along those lines.

If they are daring enough to say to my face that penguins are better, I bludgon their throat and bark at the moon.
 
yea i have an armada hoodie too, mines grey and a size too small so its really tight on my arms and people think its a girls clothing item
 
hahaha, but who doesn't know about Helly Hanson?

That's like being like, Columbia, why the f**k does your jacket have the name ofd a south-american country on it?(just an example though)

and when i wore my Jonee Earthquake Band shirt (not skiing related, i know), that read D.I.Y. or DIE, people wondered why it said die or die, i was like wtf
 
i hate when people give me shit for wearin beanies or headbands in the spring. im still skiiing so its okay to still rock beanies or headbands.
 
i've got this ripzone shirt that looks like the logo is drawn on a piece of paper and taped onto the shirt. i've had people come up to me and ask if i actually taped it on.
 
i have a shirt that says:

If you ain't chollo

you ain't mierda

everyone always asks so i say remember the words and get a spanish-english dictionary in hopes it will expand their mind.

also, no i havent worn it around any latinos, which would explain why my balls are still attached to my body. im not racist, but i do find ironic things funny.
 
everyone at my school just knows me for being the "stoner skier guy" i hate it, people keep calling me for bud cus my name goes around so much, yeah im kind of a big deal
 
i was wearing my armada shirt and some kid was like "armani is for stupid rich preppy kids" and i was like "yea but this shirt is armada"

and someone asked my friend if his skis where armani skis.

 
kids always ask me wat level 1 is when i wear my level1jiberish hoodie, and i just tell them if you dont know what level 1 is you dont need to know
 
hahah people just assume i'm wearing some kind of skiing tshirt at my school. people see a weird design on my shirt and they always say something gay like o is that a burton t shirt????!?!?!? i really want to kill them
 
god this happens to me so much..all kids we be to other kids that were like a burton shirt they are all like doooooood i love thet shirt...ill were a oakley skirt and theyyll ask me y i were it because oakley is for snowboarding
 
yeah, i get that all the time. And when I point out that it says Armada, they ask why I'd buy a spin-off preppy kid shirt. And one kid, after I sat him down and explained that Armada is a ski company, made the comment, "oh. Wait, I don't get it. Skiing doesn't have cool graphics. Skiing is all old and stuff." I just about punched him.
 
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