Smell of Gasoline

when i was a kid i wanted to pump the gas into my dad's car but i got some in my eye.. i don't think i pumped it right

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
happiness is a warm gas pump

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Dan Maguire

Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
every time i start my car it smells like gasoline, and we don't know why. gr.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
monkeyrobot.jpg


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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
i sure do

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
funniest thing ever

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Dan Maguire

Official NS guy left in the dark

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
speaking of the effects of gasoline:

i have auto shop and we have and exhaust system for when the cars are turned on and the fumes are coming out of the cars, so it takes all the fumes and puts them out side, but one day the fan fell off its mount, we all thought it was working, but it wasn't it just made noise, so i made the mistake of sitting right next to a running car that was spittng fumes more or less right into my face, so after a while a feel like im high, and im all 'what the fuck i cant walk straight' so i walk around and i decide it would be a good idea to walk through one of the garage doors, so i walk over and run right into the huge steel door and fall over backwards, aftetr that i just went and passed out in the sun for an hour.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
gasoline fucks you up good mann.. and the monkey and the robot.. haven't laughed like that from the internet in a while

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
haha, gasoline smell rules, I asked other people the same question and was surprised to hear they didnt like it.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
yea i definately am down with the smell of gasoline. my friend said there was a textbook at aschool in saskatchewan that said all indians did was live of welfare on their reserves, be lazy and sniff gas. i am dead serious that this was in a text book that this school bought. he said the textbook company got in trouble

THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO

oh hey steeb, i've just been bustin out large. its kinda hard not to with a skateboard as big as mine
 
your friends a big bullshiter eh? yeah we all know, how about you.

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
i like gas, things burn better when soaked with it.

**Official Ass Gaper of NS**

**Official Member of the NS Nightclub**

**Official Owner of Phrosty and Everything he Owns**
 
it smells damn good. so does two stroke exhast.

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

Proud Member of the 802

'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
 
i love that smell...

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
gasoline smells good

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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
 
gasoline smells awesome!

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'That's a lovely accent you have...new jersey?'

'Austria.'

'Austria! Well then...g'day mate!'
 
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