Smell of Gasoline
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happiness is a warm gas pump
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
BrodyLeven
Active member
every time i start my car it smells like gasoline, and we don't know why. gr.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Ds91260
Active member
i sure do
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great
'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
funniest thing ever
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
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Dan Maguire
Official NS guy left in the dark
'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'
'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'
'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
NomenClature
Active member
speaking of the effects of gasoline:
i have auto shop and we have and exhaust system for when the cars are turned on and the fumes are coming out of the cars, so it takes all the fumes and puts them out side, but one day the fan fell off its mount, we all thought it was working, but it wasn't it just made noise, so i made the mistake of sitting right next to a running car that was spittng fumes more or less right into my face, so after a while a feel like im high, and im all 'what the fuck i cant walk straight' so i walk around and i decide it would be a good idea to walk through one of the garage doors, so i walk over and run right into the huge steel door and fall over backwards, aftetr that i just went and passed out in the sun for an hour.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
i have auto shop and we have and exhaust system for when the cars are turned on and the fumes are coming out of the cars, so it takes all the fumes and puts them out side, but one day the fan fell off its mount, we all thought it was working, but it wasn't it just made noise, so i made the mistake of sitting right next to a running car that was spittng fumes more or less right into my face, so after a while a feel like im high, and im all 'what the fuck i cant walk straight' so i walk around and i decide it would be a good idea to walk through one of the garage doors, so i walk over and run right into the huge steel door and fall over backwards, aftetr that i just went and passed out in the sun for an hour.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
stephen_beast
Active member
yea i definately am down with the smell of gasoline. my friend said there was a textbook at aschool in saskatchewan that said all indians did was live of welfare on their reserves, be lazy and sniff gas. i am dead serious that this was in a text book that this school bought. he said the textbook company got in trouble
THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO
oh hey steeb, i've just been bustin out large. its kinda hard not to with a skateboard as big as mine
THE OFFICIAL FIRST EVER LISTENER TO NS RADIO
oh hey steeb, i've just been bustin out large. its kinda hard not to with a skateboard as big as mine
NomenClature
Active member
your friends a big bullshiter eh? yeah we all know, how about you.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
________________________
my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.
that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
snow-bunny
Member
i love that smell...
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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*
'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*
'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
with sixty seconds worth of distance run,
then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
roxysister360
Active member
gasoline smells good
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
thejackal1177
Active member
that smell rox
*young but sick!!!*
*ride line all the way*
*redsox suck*
*yankees rock*
*young but sick!!!*
*ride line all the way*
*redsox suck*
*yankees rock*
