Sleep walking

MikeTK

MikeTK

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Ever had weird shit happen to you or anyone you know from sleep walking?

I once woke up pissing in the middle of my bedroom on the floor.

Strangest thing i've ever done!
 
haha, i got a good one

i was on vacation in flordia once. i slept walked out of my room and into the hall and down the stairs where i took a piss. I woke up on some other floor and it took me like 5 min to figure out where i was. and it took 10 min of knocking on my hotel room door to wake my dad.
 
used to do this alot as a kid, pissed into bathroom cupboard once.woke up downstairs sitting on a stool in my kitchen with all the lights on.
and the freakiest one, was on a family roadtrip driving through the maritimes, and while in pei stayed in a little bungalow of something. the door had a lock and that chain thing hotels do, both were locked. that night i wake up to see the door open two inches, i managed to undo the lock and the chain stopped me. woulda been fucked if no chain and i walked out
 
when I was younger at a relatives house I slept walked out onto the porch and over to the neighbor's house in the middle of the night. The door was unlocked, so i went in and layed down on some random mattress in 1 of the rooms. True story.

I woke up with strangers I didn't know staring down at me with a look on their face like "wtf"
 
i've got 3

when i was probably 8 or so i apppaarently walked to my parents door, asked for a plate, and a band aid. then ended up sleeping on the couch

when i was about 10 i had just got back from a trip to my grandparents house in nebraska. i woke up in the middle of the night having to piss like a racehorse. I apparently still thought i was at their house, so i spent about an hour and a half jumping around in my underwear holding my wee wee running into walls because i thought they were doors. i had no idea what the fuck was happening. then i finally spotted my clock ( or woke up ) and found the bathroom

when i was about 12 we had just redone our basement downstairs and to say the least, i was pretty excited about it. so, at about 12 a.m in the middle of the night, i got up all excited to use the new bathroom and shower, sad down in the bathtub turned on the water and proceded to take a shower. i woke up with my dad standing over me saying what the heck austen, its 12 a.m... i told him i thought it was time to go to school...
 
i beat all of you

and i am NOT making this up

when i was about, 8, I had a huuge crush on a girl who lived about, 5 houses down in my neighborhood. I got out of my bed, walked out the front door and walked all the way to her house. I walked up to her door, rang her doorbell (all of this happening at about 2 in the morning) and her older sister answered it and right when i saw her i woke up and started screaming cus i ddnt know where i was. so she grabbed a blanket (i was naked tehehehehe lolz) and brought me back to my house

funny shit
 
I went to bed in my downstairs room with shorts on, woke up upstairs in a different bed with swim trunks on

 
i havent done anything like that personally, but my friend was sleep walking and he went into his parents room and slapped his mom
 
Whenever i have a fever, i have this recurring dream which ends with me sleep walking around my house. Most of the time i just meander, but once i ended up putting one shoe on and sleeping on the living room couch with no blankets.
 
ive walked into my parents bedroom when i was asleep and asked them if they wanted to watch a movie..... this was at 2am
 
I know ive slepwaled but it's hard to remember. I've had plenty of drunk walks though. I woke up on a couch or floor in somebodies house who i didn't know, and def didn't know me.
 
i think i may have done it once or twice but i tend to have problems with doors so i never get very far.
 
apparently once at a hotel i got outta bed, stomped over to the fridge, chugged a bottle of water, and threw it across the room.

and i have no idea how a managed to do this, but i hid about 7 alarm clocks all over my room to assure i would wake up, but in my sleep i turned all of them off and didnt wake up on time.
 
My family was on vacation and when i woke up i went over to my duffel bag which was on the floor and started putting on a shirt that felt damp but i was too tired to think about it so i just slid it on. A couple seconds later i smelt piss and immediately ripped the shirt off. I looked back and there was a fan pointed at my duffel and a pool of piss in the bag. Turns out my brother slept walk over to the bag and started to piss all over my clothes, i guess he sorta woke up halfway through and turned the fan onto the bag thinking that no one would notice...
 
my roommate sleepwalks whenever he drinks and pees in unfortunate places...so far hes gone in our freezer, and all over the bathroom walls. Another time he sleepwalked and woke up the next morning in our res. hall common room with no clothes on.
 
I still to this day sleep walk a lot! I never really seem to do anything to crazy, get food, sleep on the couch... nothing big. On one occasion it was different though. I waked out of my room down 2 flights of stairs unlocked a door and ran into my backyard! After getting a pretty good workout, i proceeded to walk back up up my deck Slamming the door behind me. This woke my mother up, being a little afraid that it was a robber she comes to the top of the stairs to investigate. Little did she know i was wearing my new black under armor and black sweatpants. I was crawling up the stairs slowly, once i get up to the top i grabbed her ankles, she lets out a scream that wakes my dad up who comes running with a bat, flips on the lights and starts his swing but realizes its me thank god!
I know its kind of lame but it scared the shit out of my mom and she still to this day gives me crap for it...
 
I don't sleep walk. I sleep talk/mumble. Good thing i haven't said anything really bad yet. Or if i had, i mumbled it so my parents didn't know what i was saying.
 
My one roommate told us when we first all moved in that she gets night terrors (similar to sleep walking) and one night where we thought she was already asleep, out of no where she gets up and goes to the fridge and starts eating chips and salsa on her bed - this is at like 3am mind you. Well me and my other roommate are just staring at her and laughing and pointing because we thought she was having a night terror. When she goes back to the fridge my roommate asks her is she's awake and she's like "uhh yes?" Turns out she was awake all along and was just hungry and we freaked out and thought she was doing this in her sleep. Good thing she's blind as a bat and didn't have her glasses on so she didn't see us staring at her for like 10 min haha
 
i peed in my grandmas clothes drawer-right down the hall from the bathroom, she threw out most of it the day after hahaha, then walked down the hall, and climbed into bed with my aunt
 
When I was like Eight I slept over at my friends house and I woke up with one foot stuck in the toilet

The Bathroom door was locked and I couldn't reach it from my position in the toilet so they had to call the fire department to get me out
 
one time i fell asleep watching TV on my couch. My dad woke me up however i never actually awoke. The conversation went like this-
dad- hey go up to your bedme-alright
i walk into our office and sit at the computer
dad- what are you doing?me- i gotta go to the bathroomdad-youre sitting at the computer....me- i know. i can find a bathroom on the internet
very strange
 
hahaha some of these are freakin funny.

i had no idea so many people peed in their sleep!

im glad i wasnt the only one.
 
two years ago my friend fell asleep at my house on new years.

it was a fucking boring year. but after midnight i tried to wake him up.

he wasn't really all there yet cause he was trying to pop and stretch his fingers, with my hand.

haha he didnt even realize he had done this until i told him a few days later.
 
Ive woken up on my couch and the stairs. Apparently when I sleep talk I speak a fully coherent dialect. However it is like nothing my parents/friends have ever heard. "Dowble squee.. lohe gibshterple why.. bib krrk..zzZZ....DOWBLE DOWBLE! ? ! ? ! !..zzZZZ zzzZZZZZzzZZ"
 
i sleep talk a shit ton...no sleep walking besides one time i woke up in the bathtub with my blanket...when i sleep talk i usually just mumble shitt and people here...but sometimes ill have conversations with who ever is in the room
 
one time on christmas eve i was sleepwalking and threw all the presents into my mom and stepdads room and then i carried the whole tree into their room too. i also sometimes put pillows in the oven when i sleepwalk its crazy.
 
i was on a cruise in greece and woke up to the sound of my door locking behind me so i had to go to the front desk in just boxers and holding my pillow to get a spare key from a woman that spoke 4 words of english.
 
My brother walks into my room sleep walking, i didnt notice that so i ask him what hes doing as he opens my closet door. He then proceeds to pull his pants down and start peeing all over my stuff yea that sucked
 
I used to always wake up with my feet at my headboard and my head at the foot of my bed. The entire bed was like remade so I could sleep that way though. It was weird.
 
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