Sleep walking

i use to sleep walk all the time, ive ended up in the bed of my dad's truck, laying down in the shower with the water on, started making food, and woke up naked on the toilet haha
 
i woke up halfway through a shit but i was on the toilet. seems pretty damn successful compared to these other stories haha
 
haha a few months ago in my dorm i was super sick and i woke up in the middle of the night with my hat on and an open powder mag on my lap. i guess i was sleep reading
 
my dad told me that when i was little i was sleepwalking, picked up a book from the bookcase outside my room, fell down the stairs and he just carried me back up to my bed. It didn't wake me up.Another time, i remember waking up standing in my closet with my face an inch away from the wall.
 
just remembered another one:
not too long ago i went to bed in my boxers, woke up at like 3 in the morning completely naked laying on top of my bed which was perfectly made. I haven't made my bed in forever.
 
A few years ago i was sleeping over at my mates house and i slept walked into his parents room. I was woken up by what i thought was shouting. When i opened my eyes i saw my freinds dad drilling his wife.

I swear that that is true, i still cant look him in the eye
 
This one time, at summer camp, I woke up in the bathroom pissing in the sink..the best part was, I was standing ON the counter. haha! This other time, I woke up trying to flush my socks because they were apparently TOO WET.. hahahah!
 
not exactly sleepwalking, but my dreams are pretty "real". or, they seem real. and one night as i was wrestling a aligator for my life i smacked it in the face. turns out i smacked my girlfriend to.
 
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