Skiing's most pointless and failed products.

this would mean that all ski companies would have to have a industry standard mounting pattern, which would entail far less binding options and subtleties as well as losing the ability to choose your stance. Personally I like my bindings +1 of center, I wouldn't be able to mount them there anymore if all the ski companies only gave you a centered or minus from center option with their skis.
 
LOL!!!

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Until now “aggressive” skaters or inline tricksters had to stop

skating in winter. Not anymore with





SkySkater

skiboards and skiboard bindings. Do the same inline tricks you can

do with your skates in the spring, summer and fall. Now in winter

on the mountain in the street or in your park or yard with snow and

SkySkater Skies. Find a completely new world to

enjoy.
 
Fail? That guy ^^
haha but my vote is for Tall teesuntil someone gives me a real purpose for them besides that they are gangasteriffic
 
i wear tall tees because the are comfortable as shit and people dont see my belly button when i put my arms over my head and they are long enough they dont scoop up all the snow when i land backseat.
 
For runner up Im going to say the ski tote , "i'm far too retarded to carry both my skis and poles with only two hands"

My top vote would be for "edgey Wedgies" they are the plastic things that hook your tips together so you always have proper form in your pizza and french fry ski positions.

 
the skis with lights that would flash when they reduced chatter or whatever.

pow airs like someone already said.

 
No way. Spatulas were the first reverse camber ski. They were fucking heavy because of the metal topsheets but they were sick skis.
 
no, fuck you. Edgie wedgies are god.

You've obviously never taught a kid under the age of 5 how to ski, or been that kid learning to ski. Edgie wedgies make life so much easier.
 
ya......i hate the triplets. i just dont get.

my new addition: (might get flamed idk)

elan speed wave.....im pretty sure the wave would make you slower....
 
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Parablacks, things you attached to your skis to prevent them from crossing. only probelm was, if you did manage to cross your skis, they would be very difficult to uncross, and you would die. they lasted about a season.
 
haha thats funny, cause i asked andreas hatveit what boot i should get to help my shinbangs, and he said i should get rossi soft boots
 
I would say atomic triplets. I own a pair, but I said pair so I only have 2. The shop near me bought 2 sets of triplets last year and just sold them in pairs. I bought a pair because they had the last pair on sale for 100 dollars.
 
WTF? i love enemys they are awesome versatile strong durable and i would say one of the best skis ever the dimensions are perfect for whatever and sports authority hasnt sold them since like 4 years ago. i ride them religiously and i aint no fuckin gaper
 
I never thought about it but Air Blaster's do make it much easier to tell if somebody is riding switch or not. how does a bib number show if you are going switch or regular.
 
ah yes! i even bought the s810 TI's, apparently supposed to be stronger and better then the regulars, but the wing pieces came loose after every day on the mountain

 
I'd like to try those sled dogs out. They look like they could be hella fun for ripping down groomers. Would be like one of those novelty things for a day though. Wouldn't want to ride them more than a few hours.
 
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