" Alcohol is a depressant. It slows reaction time, decreases balance, impairs vision, etc"
No shit broski
Even if I'm unable to stand wasted I'm still better than everyone raging the green slopes. Lets ban the beginners! They might not be able to stop.
Instead I'll, spend a few bucks at the bar, which will probably cause me to spend money on food I generally wouldn't buy there, and then have a nice day on the slopes. Just because somebody is drinking, doesn't mean they're dangerous.
I wouldn't crash into you if you got off the knuckles and backsides of rollers. Survival of the fittest brah.