Come to think of it, good story for you...
I used to ski a lot of dryslope here in the UK. I was having an off day one day and sticking to easy 3s and 5s. A young kid asked me what was up and I told him I just wasn't feeling it. "That's nothing" he told me, "check this out", then pulled up his pant leg. He had a broken ankle and had put three pairs of socks over the cast and put that stright into the shell of his boot. And the kid was throwing smooth 3s, I swear. Gnarliest thing I've ever seen on skis.