Thank you for that very witty response. Because all boarders are assholes right??? Must be those strap in bindings.
I can't stand people like you. Snowboarders as a whole have never done anything to us. Maybe you know some boarders that are assholes, but I know a bunch of skiers that are assholes too.
I wouldn't use the pole.. naw I would drag out a rocket launcher or some shit and blow his ass away.. hopefully the ensuing fire would cause a massive wave of melted snow that would cascade down and wash all the other people off the hill..
Then I would make mach nine carved turns on the big ice surface left behind (cuz I have razorblade like edges and skills honed in the frozen wasteland of the East.)
one day, I want to see a skier fighting a boarder take off his ski and clock the boarder with it. It would hafta be an uneven fight for it to be legit, but I think that would be about as cool as it gets.