Skier vs. snowboarder fight

fuck it, if you have poles whats wrong with using them. Im not about to take my time to set my shit down if someone gets in my face.
 
Thank you for that very witty response. Because all boarders are assholes right??? Must be those strap in bindings.

I can't stand people like you. Snowboarders as a whole have never done anything to us. Maybe you know some boarders that are assholes, but I know a bunch of skiers that are assholes too.
 
Puhleeze.

I wouldn't use the pole.. naw I would drag out a rocket launcher or some shit and blow his ass away.. hopefully the ensuing fire would cause a massive wave of melted snow that would cascade down and wash all the other people off the hill..

Then I would make mach nine carved turns on the big ice surface left behind (cuz I have razorblade like edges and skills honed in the frozen wasteland of the East.)
 
one day, I want to see a skier fighting a boarder take off his ski and clock the boarder with it. It would hafta be an uneven fight for it to be legit, but I think that would be about as cool as it gets.
 
its all about the sneaky pete..punch him/her in the head when they least are expecting it...and be extra sneaky.I give you, the sneaky pete
 
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