Ski Jokes
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Toby.Dickson
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hahaha gold
How do you know if a ski guide is sitting next to you in a bar?Don't worry, he'll tell you.
What did the telemarker say when he ran out of pot?"Dude these bindings suck."
Telemark is Norwegian for "Hey guys! Wait up!"
What did the telemarker say when he ran out of pot?"Dude these bindings suck."
Telemark is Norwegian for "Hey guys! Wait up!"
RubberSoul
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hahaha
esotericjive
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What do ski instructors and snowboard instrutors have in common?
They both can't snowboard.
What is the difference between a beginning snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
An hour and a half.
Why'd the skier cross the road?
To go to a restaurant, he was hungry.
They both can't snowboard.
What is the difference between a beginning snowboarder and a snowboard instructor?
An hour and a half.
Why'd the skier cross the road?
To go to a restaurant, he was hungry.
.squirrely.
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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
27. One to do it, 8 to say they can do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Homeless
if you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat,
what do you call the driver?
Officer!
What's the difference between a pizza and a snowboarder?
A pizza can feed a family.
What's the difference between a snowboarder and a bag of shit?
the bag
there is a snowboard jokes cult, but i think its dead
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/home/id/4174/t/Snowboard+Jokes!!!/
27. One to do it, 8 to say they can do it better, and the rest to sit in the landing.
What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Homeless
if you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat,
what do you call the driver?
Officer!
What's the difference between a pizza and a snowboarder?
A pizza can feed a family.
What's the difference between a snowboarder and a bag of shit?
the bag
there is a snowboard jokes cult, but i think its dead
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/cult/home/id/4174/t/Snowboard+Jokes!!!/
a_pla5tic_bag
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those are just black people jokes with black people replaced with snowboarders.
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.squirrely.
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you got it
james6345789
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ukskier999
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What's the worst thing about snowblading? Telling your parents that you're gay
ski@jaypeak2
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whats the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum?
Where you attach the dirtbag
Where you attach the dirtbag
*TURBONERD*
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WHOA REALLY I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED
justinstlaurent
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
skitheWest.
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ahahah this.
skitheWest.
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ahahaahah
skitheWest.
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ahahaha definetly one of the best ones
BASEDRILEY
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Woman's skiing.
Sorry OP.
Sorry OP.
Karkoskier
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Why couldn't Helen Keller ski?
Because she was a woman...
Because she was a woman...
kirbstopper
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Why do lifties only get 30 minute breaks?
Because any longer and you'd have to re-train them.
Because any longer and you'd have to re-train them.
danderson.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
BillyDwyre
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i thought that was pretty funny, +k
Bi-ShredinalGuy
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how many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6: 1 to do it and 5 to critique the turns
Powderhauser
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Whats the difference between a skihill and a hotel room bed?
You grind rails on one and _ in the other
You grind rails on one and _ in the other