Ski Jokes

[Powderhauser]

^ got that from my friend

 

[SauceHelmet]

Three guys travel to a ski lodge. All the rooms are booked so they have to sleep on the same bed. Next morning, one guy wakes up saying that he got a handjob. The guy on the other side also had the same dream. The guy who slept in the middle had a dream he was skiing.

 

[Ski.Ballet]

hahahahahaha

 

[jon@wh2o]

How many mountain guides does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one. He just stands there and the world revolves around him.

 

[Powderhauser]

how does a skier screw in a lightbulb

by stomping a cork 7

yes i know its bad

 

[Mr_pretzel]

threads.

 

[Will.T]

hahahaha, this is the better !

 

[Kimbo~Slice]

How do you stop a baby drowning?
Take your foot of it's head.

 

[.jersey]

uh, that doesn't have to do anything with skiing.

 

[Powderhauser]

aint a ski joke but i laugh everytime

Props to my friend Hermann

 

[luc]

threadz

 

[Toby.Dickson]

hahahahahhahahah love this

 

[RIP_leos_shack]

How many NSers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to start the thread and 30 more to say threads until it gets screwed.

 

[Mike-O]

This is great!

 

[LukeTvich]

Why don't NSers ski bumps? Cause they do enough bumps when they get home

 

[LukeTvich]

What's the difference between Obama and Olympic Moguls? Obama wants change

 

[gabe_cohen]

this is some funny shit

 

[LukeTvich]

What's tighter than Shaun white? His pants

 

[.Midwest]

If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, you're going to have a bad day.

Not so much a joke, but I've always thought it was funny.

 

[Most-D]

This really is great!

 

[whoa-dere]

revolver
ok, the following joke was not invented by me, i don't hate on jon, but its kinda funnywhere did jon's right ski go?it dissapeared into ahmet's ass

 

[jibmeisterflex]

there shold be more black skiers they like to grab blunt

 

[boozer]

SNOWBOARDERS SHOULD HAVE ALL THE SAME RIGHTS SKIERS DO

 

[Inline.]

thredzz

 

[c4t_l0ver]

lol, wut

 

[J.DUKE]

whats the best thing about a ski racer

nothing

 

[cool_name]

and 5 to say re post

 

[B-Phelps]

What's the difference between a snowboard and a vaccume cleaner?

How you attach the dirtbag.

 

[dobski]

Whats the difference between a Ski school snake and a real snake?
With a real snake the asshole's at the end