This thread is hilarious, and I'm not against the OP-related lols, BUT, I'm wondering if the kid has a point.
- OP (who may or may not be a goombah) gets distract and runs into a stopped car.
- Cop, according to OP, did not actually see this happen.
- Cop gives OP ticket for "fallowing" too closely.
- When ordinary rear-enders happen, I don't think people get ticketed. What usually happens is the rear-ender (lol, buttsex jokes) is held completely at fault and pays for the damage for the rear-ended, but doesn't get ticketed.
- So, according to that logic (which may be flawed) OP might have a point in that the cop didn't actually see him get into a minor traffic accident and shouldn't have ticketed him for it.
Whatever though, this thread delivers regardless.