Should I Plead Innocent?

If you can't avoid a parked car at 2 mph, you deserve to get a $90 fine and a swift kick to the genitals in my book.

But that's just me.
 
"The only helpful advice I got was the advice that solidified my preconceived notion that a judge would pity me for running into a parked car during the Christmas season. Everyone else disagreed with that even though I'm 6'4"."
 
Bullshit.

Well...not all bullshit, but some for sure.

You got hated on, yes, but there were people who gave you good advice and did not agree with you. Good advice is not advice that agrees with what you already think. Good advice is just that, good advice.
 
For the most part it was all hate. Thanks to everyone that gave me advice though. There are no court fees so I have nothing to lose. Maybe I can get it down to non moving.
 
Nope. For the most part you were just being an immature fuckhead that gets mad at anyone who disagrees with you. Even if they gave you solid advice.
 
Jesus christ you sound like a whiny little middle schooler. Why don't you have your mom make an account so she can yell at everyone making fun of you for being a complete idiot.
 
I'm not whining dude. Actually this is quite entertaining. Thanks though.(: I hope youre not actually mad, as this is a waste of your time because I don't care about what you have to say because you are being a douche
 
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