ShitMyDadSays on Twitter

[OnePlank]

this guy lives with his dad, who' like 75, and he says some funny ass shit, check it outhttp://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

 

[[tightpants]]

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on

the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking

Honda Accord."

hahaha I hope my dad says shit like this when he's 75

 

[garrett.]

hahahaha

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and

took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

"There's a word for people like that...No, I'm

saying, there's a word and I don't know what it is. I'm not being

fucking poetic."

 

[SteezyOhio]

"No presents goddamit. I'm turning 74. I don't

need you to commemorate that with a fucking Barnes and Noble gift card."

 

[Shredneck]

shits hilarious, I read them all

 

[Goglines]

lmao i just did too fuckin hilarious.

 

[Shredneck]

I was pissed there wasn't anymore

 

[KatyPerry.]

hahaha best
"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."

 

[Shredneck]

pink names everywhere.... back to the kitchen ladies

 

[KatyPerry.]

rude

 

[carbon.pulse]

Hey, less bitchin', more kitchen.

 

[nickyp]

There was also @shitbrogansays, which I think was Brogan's twitter, or someone chronicling the stuff he said. Pretty funny, but is disabled now i beleive.

 

[EastCoast315]

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."
haha

 

[[BRI]noceros]

thta guy is so funny. he doesn't update to often, but when he does it's hilarious