Shit no one says!

[AndrewGravesSV]

i'm really not looking forward to candide's new movie.

 

[Alex.B]

I love non-alcoholic beer!

 

[Chupacabraj]

wow, oprah is really good at holding her drinking

sig tveits outerwear is so tight

max hill should wear baggy clothing

who got the new nicholas sparks book?

you have a really attractive dog

did anyone get the new smashmouth album?

who's going to the nickelback concert this weekend?

day time tv is so much better than weekend tv

sometimes i wish that school added an extra hour to their day

(when given a beer) no thanks

man, i shit like a gallon of blood last night

guys, i think i might be gay

so wheres the glory hole in this bitch?

you know when someones drunk or stoned, you totally can't tell

who the fuck is jesus?

what do you mean pay?

dude i had like 4 mikes hard lemonades and passed the fuck out, that was one crazy night

 

[E-Nix]

President Barrack Obama will be reelected.

 

[Chupacabraj]

alot of people say that

 

[walshie]

Tom wallisch cannot afterbang

 

[Forcillo]

Oh man, I have so many dingleberries

 

[AWALLRUS.]

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/691277/page/1/

 

[Relish_man]

This wolf shirt is NEVER gonna get me laid!

I'm going to get off NS and do my homework!

 

[nickyp]

"This Edge Armour was a great idea."

 

[Heart]

The midwest has such great snow

I wish there was less powder today

i know where mitt romney stands on a topic

 

[Troy.]

Man, I really do love Honda Civics with loud exhausts!

I totally understand why someone would be a vegetarian!

Holy cow, Nicholas Spark's movies vary so much!!

Watching someone play the bass guitar really gets me moist!

I prefer needle-point to photographs!

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

that fanny pack is so bad ass!

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

 

[1337]

Lold

 

[1337]

Fucking mobile, meant to say lol'd at the mitt romney one

 

[Ski_Alot]

how was your day, honey? let's cuttle and talk about it

 

[1337]

Whats hard to understand about smoking da mos richeous herb and praising jah?

 

[Bill.Nye]

He probably will actually.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2012/president/us/general_election_romney_vs_obama-1171.html

But anything could still happen.

 

[deet]

I hate it when someone stops to talk in the

 

[Bill.Nye]

So you can understand the whole thing fine.

 

[BigBadWolf]

Look px12 are fucking amazing!

 

[Bill.Nye]

My FKS's prereleased.

 

[ski4fun420]

Or "Honey, you complete me"

 

[penguiin]

my armada ARG's are too skinny

 

[corona]

Eric Pollard would say that.

 

[broto]

i love you, but i wish you were fatter and weren't so horny.

 

[50in07]

I gotta get home to watch the late rounds of the NFL draft!

 

[broto]

aw darn it, a package came in the mail!

 

[ThundaKilla]

My dick is waaaaaaay too big.

 

[bstuck1]

You have a very limited view of politics.

 

[Bill.Nye]

I bought Supreme to keep

 

[EastCoast.]

are you like sponsoredd....Oh wait...

 

[ktd619]

-I love watching vagisill commercials with my parents!-Zelda sucks.

-The skiing in Ohio is awesome!

-ktd619 is really good at skiing.

-I hated Forrest Gump

-Tanner Hall is straight edge.

-Lil Wayne is an artist.

-Facebook is great!

-The guy from dirty jobs in the ford commercials makes me want to buy their cars!

-Zooey Deschanel is ugly.

 

[BmoChop]

SOME FUCKER WAS TRYING TO TELL ME THIS THE OTHER DAY, I WAS LIKE YOU'RE RETARDED BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Fuck me softer!

Please stop sucking my dick

Mac Dre is a shitty rapper

The thizzle dance is gay

heroine is so cool!

I love being a virgin! (Shit a guy doesn't say)

I wish Osama Bin Laden was still alive!

9/11 was so cool!

The TSA is so appropriate and good at their job!

Oh and to whoever said "This is too much powder" or something along those lines, I was on the chair with someone who was talking about how they don't like powder..

 

[chicken]

only succesful people say this

 

[ktd619]

 

[nickyp]

"Given the choice, I wouldn't choose Taylor Gang"

 

[.SHAGGY.]

Yay an erectile disfunction!

 

[Tittsviller]

hahahahhahhaaaa

 

[Poems]

Thanks for taking this off Twitter.

 

[simuhn]

sean pettit is a pussy on cliffs

 

[Heart]

Wow those first drop guys are mature!

 

[Rosso_Corsa]

"I should've majored in LGBT studies."

"My Volvo won't start."

"Captain Crunch never cut my mouth."

 

[Bill.Nye]

I hate skiing powder.

 

[sniche]

She wasnt on birth control, so I just came inside her.

 

[Dmarc]

"when does the first drop line drop"

"my salomon skis lasted me 2 seasons"

"dont go to a bootfitter just ask what fulltilts to get in Gear Talk"

" I had too much jiberish so i just threw away my 09/10 stuff and kept my newer things"

"WTB j-flight"

 

[Troy.]

I am a huge fan of AIDS

 

[Bodhisattva_]

In keeping with the medical theme..

Congratulations, you have cancer!