Shit no one says!

[bananas]

the kia rondo is a good car.

 

[Wall_Nut]

Those crocks are fresh

 

[Dr.Gonzo]

scissors are potatoes

 

[Ski_Alot]

LCP for lyfe

 

[Casper.]

Best ^

 

[hotcarl187]

where are all the fat bitches at this party

 

[Bill.Nye]

Magnets are simple and I know exactly how they work.

 

[wzrdtrx]

i hate getting my dick sucked

 

[hotcarl187]

i really do tho, i rather stick my dick in a blender

 

[.ZT.]

Waka Flocka Flame is intelligent.

 

[Bill.Nye]

Lil Wayne is such a great rapper.

 

[RobZombie]

Calculus has helped me so much in the real world

 

[Forcillo]

Wow, my mom is really sexy

 

[2L208]

would you rather fuck your mom or suck your dads dick

 

[wzrdtrx]

except i have heard you say this, irl

it's a safety question.

 

[wynnyk]

to make so much money, with such little effort... I'd say you're wrong.

 

[2L208]

get fucked by a guy or a guy gorilla?

fuck a girl with aids w/o a condom, or stick your dick in a garbage disposal?

drink a glass of someones piss, or sewer rats milk?

beat off a dog, or not beat off or a whole year?

fuck your mom, or never fuck or beat off again?

eat a turd or stab a needle in your pee hole?

 

[jameskiy]

haha

 

[Julian.F]

 

[reece23]

This

 

[BmoChop]

He's a hump boy!

 

[Timmy.]

you have increasingly been becoming one of my favorite members, partly because of your child hood pimp VW...

im gonna go snowboarding

 

[saxon]

WOW these Salomon Supects are so durable !

 

[Bill.Nye]

I've actually seen a lot of people say that. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!!

 

[walshie]

I would totally have sex with Jane solid 7

 

[Anathema]

yessss, i get to start my morning an hour early so i can shovel the driveway when it's -40 out!

 

[1337]

http://shitnoonehaseversaid.tumblr.com/

 

[Tree60]

man, I fucking love Bing.

I feel like fucking with Wu-tang

Tom Warnick's superunknown edit was so steezy!

my first drop tattoo couldn't look any less like a penis!

 

[PartyHon]

my ankles are fine

 

[sleazy]

want my last piece of gum?

Hit me up on myspace

"Why'd you skip the You Tube commercial ? I was watching that...

 

[Heart]

Your small penis is so satisfying!

Want to try anal?

I wish my boyfriend had less money!

 

[Bill.Nye]

I feel bad for you son

 

[1337]

"Hey, I really like you as a friend, but I think it's time we should take this relationship to the next level"

Said no girl, ever

 

[cheaaaaaa]

"Cool minivan!"

 

[Rossberger]

YMR is the most elegant, well-mannered group of responsible citizens that this country's seen.

 

[Puns]

I say neat...
Also, I've never heard anyone say they didn't want me to insert the second fist. Or if they did I didn't listen.

 

[no_steeze]

oprah has a nice ass

 

[smallmtskier]

line reactors are very reliable

 

[Bill.Nye]

These FullTilts are giving me really bad shin bang.

 

[2L208]

last week at windells a kid said it

 

[Bill.Nye]

Did you tell him to shut his dirty whorish mouth?

 

[2L208]

no i don't like FT's that much, they fit weird. i'm a dalbello guy.

 

[Bill.Nye]

I've actually never worn Full Tilts but I never miss an opportunity to tell someone to shut their dirty whorish mouth

 

[2L208]

true dat...

on the shit no one says note.

i orgasimed all over her face

 

[Bill.Nye]

I dropped my Nokia 3310 and it broke

 

[no_steeze]

it's been said to me

 

[cool_name]

i wish my prostate exam lasted longer

 

[LoathesRaisins]

I say neat.

 

[Bodhisattva_]

I fucking love you sir.

Not just for this post but for every post I have seen the last day or two.

 

[1337]

YES