Shit no one says!

[theDARKERparker]

hey ns, starting this thread cuz i wanna hear the funniest ones you can think are.

i'll start.

Neat!

Back seat, called it!

I hope the hot water ran out.

your turn!

 

[El_Barto.]

Im not gonna shit right for a week

 

[AWALLRUS.]

this thread is not dildos

 

[maynaiseman]

I killed your family with a butter knife.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

my group of friends always call backseat.

 

[doitbig]

AIDS - who wants some!

 

[theDARKERparker]

haha really?

 

[Pow.yuHdig*]

ive called the back seat many times 3 person road trip in the back you can really get your spread on n sleep in shotgun you got responsibilites like not sleeping and pumping gas but shairng the back is much worse than shotgun unless its a sick suv with flip down tv's

 

[skijunkiedtm]

Hell yeah so much more room for activities.

 

[theDARKERparker]

haha activities. The back is better than the front

 

[corona]

Neato gang!

 

[Mr.Turtle]

"cool thread op!"

 

[thenightman]

"This thread is original!!"

 

[SkiThe603]

Vaginal

 

[Montville57]

Wooo! September 10th you know what tomorrow is! Party at my house!

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Per usual. No clue why no one says it, shits pure liquid gold

 

[PopsicleStand]

moist

 

[Stickity]

i say those hahahaha

i love your crocs

 

[k-fred]

do not pee in her butt

 

[whoa-dere]

M is ok but do you have the hoodie in S

 

[KaneDog]

i say neat all the time

 

[bangarangmules]

"I just played jib life."

 

[theDARKERparker]

hahaha Anchorman 2 is going to be soo funny

 

[theDARKERparker]

i know its not original, its still funny though...

 

[2L208]

I LOVE COPS

 

[*SNO*]

Don't fuck the police

 

[JibbingWalrus]

hahahahahaha

 

[2L208]

#YODO

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

im heading to the ski shop to pick up some ninthwards

 

[corona]

my salomon bindings didn't break

 

[.ZT.]

"E-DOLLO's clothes are too small"

 

[*SNO*]

"The high standards and material of FD make me want to buy their product over evry other company"

"David lesh is a thug"

 

[Forcillo]

"I love this sweatshirt! You should get the same one and we should ski in them!"

"It's okay if you don't pay me back"

*When the waitress brings you drinks* "Just an FYI, I'm not tipping you."

"That trick was stupendously stylish and easy-looking at the same time!"

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

"My dick's 3 inches. FUCK YES!"

 

[Lucas]

Theres a twitter account l for this

 

[colin13]

i lost

 

[I_got_banned]

Nickelback is an incredibly talented music group.

 

[Bill.Nye]

OP is a heterosexual.

 

[deleted5]

BACK SEAT IN THE MIDDLE WITH MY FEET ON THE HUMP

 

[llambert]

i wish i had a shorter ski jacket

 

[Bodhisattva_]

If only this thread was titled "Shit nobody but David Lesh himself says!"

 

[ForeverYung]

did you see the video of dumont undershooting that jump? or tanner overshooting chads?

 

[Chupacabraj]

you got this. from tosh.0

 

[Bill.Nye]

Yeah, his ankles are fine.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

how do you get to the bottom of alta from chad's gap?

 

[Bill.Nye]

You just take off your robe and wizard's hat.

 

[Horsefacekillah]

I want a prius

 

[Anathema]

i think im just going to fap for a while and not ejaculate

 

[Lansfield]

Hey can i borrow your nickleback CD?

 

[AWALLRUS.]

can't wait for jon mcmurray's next album!

 

[Bodhisattva_]

Funny story about that..

I have a friend who uses "moist" instead of like boss or cool. It's really awkward..