Shit girl skiers say

[erica]

"Does this tall t make me look fat?"

"Oh my gosh this tall t is so big on me.""I'm cold"

"My Feet are cold"

"my fingers are cold"

"my hands are cold"

"my toes are cold"

"My feet hurt"

"wanna take a break?"

"Yeah I can 360.."

"I'm scared"

"let's go inside"

"I just don't feel like doing park tonight"

"I suck so don't laugh"

"Can you help me?"

"Want to teach me how to ______?"

 

[XtRemE11]

"im the inferior sex, why dont i have a dick in my mouth?"

 

[caliskigirl]

This is true. Science has shown that men who eat Luna Bars will grow vaginas haha.

Regarding the chapstick one...i feel like this is one my guy friends end up asking me for because, as a girl skier, I always have chapstick on me.

 

[Lucas]

Mostly this one

 

[GayWolf420]

Or just girls in general.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

"did you see that shuffle?"

-__-

 

[Jib-Ninja]

Definetly this one. so much.

 

[C.Wood]

" Can we put down the bar, I'm scared"

and if you snow them

"OMG I hate you!"

 

[EmperorKuzco]

"uhhhhh liek omg can you see that suit she is wearinggggguhhhh??? uhhhhhh that is liek so last yeaarrrruh."

 

[NSwidow]

This is so damn funny.

Literally happened today-

Bunch of boys waiting at the bottom of the lift,

Boy #1: wanna lap with us?

Boy #2: Nah we're waiting for the girls.

Boy #3: yeah, one dropped their glove off the chairlift and had to go find it.

Face palm.

 

[daskis]

:/ you caught me

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

girl i was with dropped her phone off the lift one time. guess who went and found it... not her.

 

[NPF]

 

[NPF]

damn it... that didnt work. hopefully this does...

 

[BlackieChan]

Hah, lol'd

 

[JDA]

"I wanna fuck Schlopy!"

 

[GayWolf420]

She better have sucked your dick for that. If not, I have no words.

 

[katie.]

This.

 

[*Skittles*]

.

 

[SteezoSaurus]

holy thread.

 

[armadaski44]

thats an elite skiier by woman standards...

But deff "My boots hurt!"

 

[NSwidow]

Personally, if I had the choice, I'd go Casabon. I would destroy that ass. DAYUM! Where for art thou B-Dog?

 

[introvert]

"What are twin tips?"

 

[Aomame]

"i want to try snowboarding"

 

[5oup5teeze]

"i'm cold and i gotta pee" (as we just finish our first run)

 

[Kingdom]

Or she justs texts the whole time...Or sits down like a snowboarder in the middle of the run.

 

[caliskigirl]

You guys are skiing with the wrong girls if this is what the girls you are around are actually saying/doing

 

[SterlingArcher]

"bar"

 

[GayWolf420]

My homies girlfriend got mad at him for not going to cafe rio with her after she was done skiing at like 1 during today's pow epicness.

 

[jeR.]

"oh my god be careful"

"all my friends are guys, I'm used to it"

 

[Hatsnballs]

"did you say something about you're cork being huge?"

 

[chuck_testa]

hit an unexpected bump "AHHH" (loud scream in case you dont get it)

 

[majora]

"sure wish i had a penis"

 

[Send_It_Jerry]

Dont spray me like that!!! It messes up my makeup!! OMG

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

lol

 

[El.Guapo]

"lets have sex on the chairlift so the people behind us have to watch"

 

[GayWolf420]

Do these impact shorts make my ass look big?

 

[kstanz]

ditto

or personally phil casabon, bobby brown, sean petit, oh so many

 

[SacZiplock]

What is newschoolers??????????

 

[Hatsnballs]

you would 'destroy that ass'? doesnt the GUY pee in the GIRLS butt?

 

[Kingdom]

Mones works a little different. She destroys shit she touches.

 

[wolf.]

"Whats the speed like?""Should I hit that feature?"

"Should I do a spin?"

"Can I follow you in?"

"I'll hit it next time."

 

[errrka]

THIS so often,

also: esp on a windy day like today

"there is hair, all up in my face"

 

[skithesprings]

I fixed it for you.

"Whats the speed like?"... tell her, she still goes too slow."Should I hit that feature?" say yes, she still rides around.

"Should I do a spin?" say yes, straight air.

"Can I follow you in?" say yes, she still skips the jump.

"I'll hit it next time." doesn't hit it next time.

 

[Hatsnballs]

"what does donkey dick mean?"

 

[funkmaster]

"I could do that"

"I'm going to get good this year"

 

[GORILLA.]

my pussy is chafing

 

[ShabbaRanks]

I can't do that i'm a girl

 

[PANDA_SWAGGA]

"dammit i pussied myself" instead of knutted....lololol

 

[katie.]

Basically what I tell myself at the start of every season.