Shit girl skiers say
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midwestpowhunter
Active member
My fingers are cold
My toes are cold
In cold
I'm hungry
I'm thirsty
I have to go to the bathroom
When are we going to be done
Can u have them slow down the chair
Is there a magic carpet here
Where is the spa
My toes are cold
In cold
I'm hungry
I'm thirsty
I have to go to the bathroom
When are we going to be done
Can u have them slow down the chair
Is there a magic carpet here
Where is the spa
act.resist
Active member
"what trick was that" "can you do a backflip?" "I wanna learn how to snowboard." "I hope I don't fall on my iPod" "how do you stop like that?"
*Skittles*
Member
Yess this, I say i dont wanna fall on my ipod all the time.
taylornicky
Active member
"I wish I didn't have long hair."
skithesprings
Active member
I need to peeCan we go in for lunch?
Do you have any chapstick?
My toes are cold
My fingers are cold
My feet hurt
Do I have a gaper gap? Can you fix it?
Ok, I'll do a three this run... straight air...
Can you teach me how to grind a rail?
I think I need longer skis
I don't like my skis. Why? They're ugly.
I think my skis need waxed
Can I wear one of your tall t's?
Hit that rail? I'd get wrecked.
I need to pee
Can we go in for lunch?
Do you have any chapstick?
My toes are cold
My fingers are cold
My feet hurt
Do I have a gaper gap? Can you fix it?
Ok, I'll do a three this run... straight air...
Can you teach me how to grind a rail?
I think I need longer skis
I don't like my skis. Why? They're ugly.
I think my skis need waxed
Can I wear one of your tall t's?
Hit that rail? I'd get wrecked.
I need to pee
Can we go in for lunch?
NakedNoodle
Member
"i bet i can beat you down the mountain"
Steve-Brown
Active member
"Can i get an order of shredsticks with a side of gnar?"
from yee old facebook.....oh wait....that bitch ski races....
from yee old facebook.....oh wait....that bitch ski races....
bustinthejus
Active member
"That looks a little too steep for me..."
"OH MY GOD YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD, DOING THOSE FLIPPY SPINNY TRICK THINGYS. WHY ARE YOU SO COCKY, YOU SHOWOFF?"
"OH MY GOD YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD, DOING THOSE FLIPPY SPINNY TRICK THINGYS. WHY ARE YOU SO COCKY, YOU SHOWOFF?"
vaginapanties
Member
can u frontflip?
NakedNoodle
Member
STEVE BROWN I like the way you think...I was honestly thinking about saying that
*Skittles*
Member
This!!!!!!!!
west-coast
Member
should i throw a 3 or a grab? either ones probably going to place me 1st in my comp this weekend!
TannerBalls
Active member
"I have snow in my vagina again"
Top_5_Worst_NSer
Member
why's it so cold out?
why are these jumps so big?
why do i have to pack sammiches?
no, i dont want to swallow.
why are these jumps so big?
why do i have to pack sammiches?
no, i dont want to swallow.
act.resist
Active member
me too haha
but sometimes guys ask my to help them too
but sometimes guys ask my to help them too
act.resist
Active member
do you normally say that your penis is cold when you ski?
act.resist
Active member
it actually really sucks when your fly is broken when you ski...
iSmokeweed
Active member
"im just here because im a whore from whore island."
majorleagueNS
Member
girl; how do you 360??
guy; its like making a sandwitch.
guy; its like making a sandwitch.
AcidKneeDrop
Member
"WTF, i thought this was the kitchen""O, shit today is saturday? ugh i don't want to take my pill"
"Fuck i hope i get my period soon, skiing is just too hard"
"All this white stuff reminds me of last friday night"
"Is that Tammy Wamsticks? I'd fuck the shit out of him"
"Fuck i hope i get my period soon, skiing is just too hard"
"All this white stuff reminds me of last friday night"
"Is that Tammy Wamsticks? I'd fuck the shit out of him"
