She Wants The D?

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SwagtasticWalrus

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K so this girl stole my friends phone and texted me on it and asked me if I wanted to f*ck her. she texts me everyday on his phone in third hour but this was just super random. I replied "what the heck?" She thought I meant like 'what the heck lets do it.' She replied"Eww no thats gross!" And then texted again "sorry he was looking over my shoulder." And then the bell rang for lunch so I didn't get to reply. I got a message from my friend saying it was him again. What should I do? Should I make my move next time I hang out with her? +k for advice.
 
three possibilities:

1: she's a dumb slut that will not give the goods

2: she doesn't exist and you friend is fucking with you

3: she really wants the D
 
she wants to give you an alaskan pipeline : Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

"I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!"
 
does she ever text you this sorta shit from her own phone? if not, thats pretty damn suspicious
 
He may loose something,

His

Vi...a rail ticket to heaven.

Pray to jesus, preferably while you have pre-marital intercourse with this female.
 
She has but never this much. She shares a phone with her siblings so she only gets it for a week of every month. We sexted a couple times but nothing really serious
 
No it wasn't. I'm almost possitive. She came up to me after school and was talking about it. She said sorry it was really random but she wanted to know.
 
She wants to give you the Angry Racoon with the left overs from the Alaskan Pipeline.

Angry Racoon: When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of a raccoon. Then you run out of the house, knocking over the trash can on the way out.
 
so she thought your "what the heck?" meant "what the heck let's do it." and she thought that was a good response. It would be a pretty big turn off for me if i asked a guy i wanted if he wanted to have sex and he said "what the heck! let's do it" haha

on a side note, she's playing both you and your friend. by using your friends phone that is a way of flirting with him. If she didn't want him to see that she asked that and covered it up with "no thats gross" when he looked then she doesn't want him to know that she was hitting on you because she's hitting on him too.

Sounds like she wants affirmation and attention.
 
even if she doesn't want your friend, she must think he wants her and she doesn't want to lose that attention.

He probably does want her if he lets her grab his phone.
 
sounds to me like consent has already been given, go on a "hike" with her, tackle her, and then have your way with her in the woods
 
let me give you some advice....fuck anything and everything possible while you're young before relationships become serious...as in marriage serious. quit asking the internet if you should fuck this girl or that girl because the answer is yes 99.9% of the time. if it's warm and wet, and won't squish you under the sheer weight of it, then you should stick your dick in it. (be sure to wrap up though)

i don't regret all of the girls i slept with when i was younger one little bit...only the ones that i could have slept with and didn't.
 
if you don't throw the D at her i will, and she is probably way to young for me to be doing that to, so if you wouldn't mind not only sparring me a jail sentence and getting laid in the process, start chucking it.
 
Just 'loled' in the office, love that youre a blue name by the way. Seems like most of the newer pink name are jusy attention seaking whores to put it lightly-
 
how old are you guys that you dont even have your own phones you have to steal friends. he probly just goes back through the messages and laughs..
 
oops. thought the other one didn't go through...stupid mobile. there wasn't even a reply button, i just clicked the blank space where there should be
 
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I'm also on a desktop!!!!!!!!!!!

She wants a good ol NS pee in the butt : verb. literal - is when your rowdy roddy piper is in a girl's exit hole and you flush out your bladder in her anal cavity. figurative - is just when you see a girl who is kinda busted but[/b] you'd bang her anyway.

"tina the bus driver has no arms and spoons for legs but i'd totally pee in her butt"
 
I remember you from some other thread. Who are you Skiierdude?

Anyway to the point

ask for nudies

get nudies

report back and post them

????

fapit

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She wants to give you a Dutch Alarm Clock : Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job

"I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock"
 
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