She Wants The D?

why do people type like that, are you really trying that hard to be a rebel or what? I would actually like to know why people like to type in dumbass
 
In the name of Candy i give you the,

Candy Apple Steamer : When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

"Skierdude can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!"
 
Candy Asshole is good to...

When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.

"SkierDude loves anal, but the best is when his boy lets him give him a nice candy asshole."

 
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so hot right now
 
OP is a strait G.

First of all things, you must luar her in, with alcohol, or beer. You are the determiner of whether she wants dick. All girls want it just they are to shy dawg. Maybe I hang out with sloots but that is what they have told me and when you get a girl drunk mad crazy things can happen especially if your at a higher level of thinking. Do not force her to do anything cause that is kind of fucked and can land you into shit.

I have been at parties where bomb chicks just start getting all over me. Thats when I know they want me to bang them. Why me? I am not sure and ask myself the same questions and it leaves my friends clueless. The only conclusion I can make is I am meant to fuck hot chicks and there is no way around it. For some reason the girls at my high school were stupid bitches, and would only go after the football players even though are team was terrible. So I was stuck going after moderately ok looking girls, however there was this one exception with this 10/10 stoner chick. Highshool was fun as shit but most the girls were whack. Now the girls that were a grade above me were fire as can be.

 
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